Fucking people stealing my name
Ok, so some bitch on Full Tilt poker has apparently stolen my fucking name. Little piss-ant wants to pretend he's me. Anyone who is part of Full Tilt, this is not me and will you please tell that fucker to register a different fucking name. Name stealing is NOT COOL!
On the off chance that his name really is Spencer Mato, or that he's never ever seen this journal, I can forgive, but if that little fucker is reading this, get fucking bent!
In the good news: I'm in UMD and I've never felt better. Now if only 94 people get booted or leave campus, I'll get housing. So people on campus, encourage people to leave so I can join you and effectively take over the world, MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And in weirdness: I've developed a Slash fetish(the guitarist, although I do like GNR fanfic(say what you want, likely mansex is hot!)), which is kinda strange to me because he has a kinda goofy face when he pulls his hair back. I think it came from a comment on Slash's bed being caramel heaven(we were at Friendly's) and now I'd totally hit it.
Whatever. If you just read all that, I apologize.
On the off chance that his name really is Spencer Mato, or that he's never ever seen this journal, I can forgive, but if that little fucker is reading this, get fucking bent!
In the good news: I'm in UMD and I've never felt better. Now if only 94 people get booted or leave campus, I'll get housing. So people on campus, encourage people to leave so I can join you and effectively take over the world, MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And in weirdness: I've developed a Slash fetish(the guitarist, although I do like GNR fanfic(say what you want, likely mansex is hot!)), which is kinda strange to me because he has a kinda goofy face when he pulls his hair back. I think it came from a comment on Slash's bed being caramel heaven(we were at Friendly's) and now I'd totally hit it.
Whatever. If you just read all that, I apologize.