Doing things the hard way

[loathsomecopy]

[Anyone who is in the main lobby may notice a certain Sonic lookalike standing appropriately on the Sonic statue in the middle of the 'room' - more specifically on one of its arms.]

If I'll have your attention. If there is anyone at all who is enjoying their time here... I'm afraid what I'm going to do next might disappoint you.

[He waits a few

Comments

[sonicjak]

[And with a poof, this guy appears...]

Hey, I liked that statue.

[loathsomecopy]

What a shame.

[He's not even going to question how he did that or act surprised.]

[sonicjak]

You know I'm gonna have to rectify that.

[loathsomecopy]

Really? And how are you going to do that? [He sounds amused.]

1/2

[loathsomecopy]

[Metal leaps off the arm (hopefully before that blast gets there) and lands in front of him. He turns to the statue again]

2/2

[loathsomecopy]

... I knew something was still off about it.

Now then... That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

[waypastcool]

Go ahead and try, chrome-dome!

[Says one particularly round looking Sonic... with the voice of Jaleel White.]

But you're gonna have to go through me and every other hedgehog in this place!

[loathsomecopy]

Ah. It's you. The first Sonic.

[He's not gonna move just yet, but he's fixing his eyes on Sonic.]

That won't be a problem.

[waypastcool]

Sure it won't. For me, anyway.

[He smirks and hops up onto the arm that Metal's on just long enough to flick him on the arm, then he hops back down.]

Go ahead, bolts-for-brains. Let's see what you can do.

[loathsomecopy]

[He tries to punt the hedgehog, but he's... already back down.]

You little...

[He pulls his arm back, and thrusts it out, hoping to zap him good]

[awesomehog]

[Stomp, stomp, stomp, glare!

Yeah, this little Sonic ain't happy about it. He's shaking his fist and giving Metal a nasty look. Knock it off!]

[loathsomecopy]

[He only laughs.]

Nothing to say, hedgehog? I think it's an improvement.

[awesomehog]

[Yeah, well. At least he won that race in Stardust Speedway!

And he still looks pretty frustrated here, but if Metal's gonna try and hurt people, then obviously he'll have to step in!]

[loathsomecopy]

[Metal holds up an arm, just looking at it. He holds it out then]

You want to do something about it?

[boticized]

TARGET IDENTIFIED AS: "MECHA SONIC UNIT TWO"...

OBSERVING...

[He's just kind of standing there with a blank expression. Mentally, however? He's raging about that poor statue. D:]

[loathsomecopy]

[How does this thing know his ... wait, is that Silver Sonic?]

Hmm. It looks as if I was replaced. With an old model.

Is there anything you can say besides the basic drone dialogue?

[boticized]

Error. No such model as "Silver Sonic" located in memory banks.

Unit is Sonic the Hedgehog.

[But nope, still stuck in drone mode.]

Target appears more aggressive than last encounter. Updating data...

[loathsomecopy]

[He jumps down to look closer at him.]

There's no way.

... [He points at him] I think I would know if I've met you before, "Sonic."