Doing things the hard way

[loathsomecopy]

[Anyone who is in the main lobby may notice a certain Sonic lookalike standing appropriately on the Sonic statue in the middle of the 'room' - more specifically on one of its arms.]

If I'll have your attention. If there is anyone at all who is enjoying their time here... I'm afraid what I'm going to do next might disappoint you.

[He waits a few

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[awesomehog]

[Stomp, stomp, stomp, glare!

Yeah, this little Sonic ain't happy about it. He's shaking his fist and giving Metal a nasty look. Knock it off!]

[loathsomecopy]

[He only laughs.]

Nothing to say, hedgehog? I think it's an improvement.

[awesomehog]

[Yeah, well. At least he won that race in Stardust Speedway!

And he still looks pretty frustrated here, but if Metal's gonna try and hurt people, then obviously he'll have to step in!]

[loathsomecopy]

[Metal holds up an arm, just looking at it. He holds it out then]

You want to do something about it?

[awesomehog]

[He nods. C'mon, Metalhead. It'll be like old times!

He's already charging up that super peel out.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He continues to beckon him a little before jumping down in front of the hedgehog. He crouches slightly, nodding his head a tad.]

There's something I haven't seen in awhile.

[awesomehog]

[Annnnd he's off at top speed! 'course, he quickly curls into a ball, that way he doesn't get hurt by Metal's newfound pointiness.]

[loathsomecopy]

[Metal waits as he approaches.. Then jumps - trying to time it so when he goes by, he can scrape him at least a little]

[awesomehog]

[Oof!

Not as planned. He's gonna have to try harder to get to this guy.

Well, how about a spindash, bub?]

[loathsomecopy]

[He's gonna try and swipe the hedgehog away. Baseball with his hand, probably.]

Always the same move.

Over and over.

[awesomehog]

[This isn't working, but there's gotta be something he can do!

Maybe if he hits him on the head. It works with most of Robotnik's machines.

Welp, he'll go ahead and try by jumping towards Metal's shiny, spiky head.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He's going to crouch down, tilting his head forward - the spike at the top-most of his head might be right under him~]

I'm not a badnik, you must realize. [Though, he was amused that he'd think of doing that]

[awesomehog]

[Yeowch!

He's never been a fan of spikes, especially on 'bots. He lands with a thud, and when he gets back up on his feet, he shakes his fist at Metal. That was a cheap shot!]

[loathsomecopy]

[He just waves a hand at Sonic, as if scolding him.]

YOU were the genius who tried jumping at my head.

All you do is ram your own head into things. Perhaps that is why you seem so... unintelligent.

[awesomehog]

[Darn. There has to be some trick to beating this guy!

Maybe if he hits him from behind! It's worth a try.]

[loathsomecopy]

What are you up to now? Giving up, perhaps?