Doing things the hard way

[loathsomecopy]

[Anyone who is in the main lobby may notice a certain Sonic lookalike standing appropriately on the Sonic statue in the middle of the 'room' - more specifically on one of its arms.]

If I'll have your attention. If there is anyone at all who is enjoying their time here... I'm afraid what I'm going to do next might disappoint you.

[He waits a few

Comments

[sonicjak]

[And with a poof, this guy appears...]

Hey, I liked that statue.

[loathsomecopy]

What a shame.

[He's not even going to question how he did that or act surprised.]

[sonicjak]

You know I'm gonna have to rectify that.

[loathsomecopy]

Really? And how are you going to do that? [He sounds amused.]

[sonicjak]

[Well, he chuckles and...doesn't seem to do anything. Of course, it's hard to see that he's wiggling his nose almost mockingly under that mask.

Lo and behold, the entire statue begins to crack, reforming and hardening into copper. And of course, turning into a more heroic-looking or at least more Schwarzenegger-looking Sonic.]

[loathsomecopy]

...

[He hmphs.] I believe you said you were going to rectify it.

[sonicjak]

I'm so sorry it's not to your liking. But really? Let's be honest.

I've claimed this place as under my care. What a disgusting hunk of Eggman-made junk like you thinks doesn't matter.

[loathsomecopy]

[He didn't care if anyone slandered his creator. But him? No. Just. NO.

Metal gives a slight growl before flinging himself towards him, an electric-charged punch awaiting]

[sonicjak]

[And Enerjak...waits. And waits. And looks at an imaginary watch. And then eats a chili dog he created out of thin air. And then yawns. God, Metal, you are so damn slow.

He waits until the last minute, then brings his hand up with incredible speed. He intends to grab that punch, Metal.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He hits! He hits! YES! He wanted to punch that face in SO BADLY.

Wait.]

..! [Metal realizes he was stopped - his punch caught. The electricity in the punch stops flowing...]

[sonicjak]

[Watch out, Metal, he's going to start crushing that hand of yours if you don't act quickly.]

part of me wants to see him get battered anyway but

[loathsomecopy]

[... He starts pulling back as he feels more pressure on his hand. Let's face it, this is a god, even if he didn't know it yet. He's going to swing his leg up to try hitting him if this failed - did he notice his foot was pointed and his knee had a gigantic spike sticking out of it?]

lol, hey, it's cool XD

[sonicjak]

[Aaaaand it hits him in the side! And Sonic is crying out, collapsing in utter pain, blood gushing out of his hip--

Oh wait. That's not what happens. Yes, he doesn't have armor and hence he does wince a bit when the spike and foot embeds into his side, and he does bleed, he simply starts to chuckle. After all, the wounds are already healing.]

What? Was I s'possed to say ow?

[loathsomecopy]

... I - wh -

What are you?

[sonicjak]

Isn't it obvious?

[He grabs the leg.]

I'm a god.

[Oh no what us he about to do-]

[loathsomecopy]

[His mind immediately panics, telling him to do something but oh god - not this god - almost too shocked to do anything for once. He does struggle, but even with his engine his legs are a necessary thing to have use of.]

Don't even..