Doing things the hard way

[loathsomecopy]

[Anyone who is in the main lobby may notice a certain Sonic lookalike standing appropriately on the Sonic statue in the middle of the 'room' - more specifically on one of its arms.]

If I'll have your attention. If there is anyone at all who is enjoying their time here... I'm afraid what I'm going to do next might disappoint you.

[He waits a few

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[waypastcool]

Go ahead and try, chrome-dome!

[Says one particularly round looking Sonic... with the voice of Jaleel White.]

But you're gonna have to go through me and every other hedgehog in this place!

[loathsomecopy]

Ah. It's you. The first Sonic.

[He's not gonna move just yet, but he's fixing his eyes on Sonic.]

That won't be a problem.

[waypastcool]

Sure it won't. For me, anyway.

[He smirks and hops up onto the arm that Metal's on just long enough to flick him on the arm, then he hops back down.]

Go ahead, bolts-for-brains. Let's see what you can do.

[loathsomecopy]

[He tries to punt the hedgehog, but he's... already back down.]

You little...

[He pulls his arm back, and thrusts it out, hoping to zap him good]

[waypastcool]

[And he darts out of the way.]

Oh, so you wanna play laser tag! Why didn't ya say so?

[loathsomecopy]

[He stands his ground, shaking his head]

Whatever you would like to compare it to won't matter.

[waypastcool]

Man, what a hardcase.

[Well, whatever. He's rushing forward now, going into his Triple-S spin. Why yes, he does look like a buzzsaw.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He noted that he somehow seemed more.. spiked than the Sonic he usually fought. Hmm.

He's going to do the same. Sorry, Sonic, he doesn't believe those quills will do much to him]

[waypastcool]

[Depends on how sturdy Metal is! This Sonic's cut through solid ground and metal with these babies.

Either way, it's bound to be one nasty collision.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He growls as he collides with the hedgehog. He does attempt to claw at him, but for the most part? This was annoying.]

[waypastcool]

[That claw does hurt a little, but Sonic's not one to give up over a scratch or two.

He's quick to jump back into the action, this time running in quick circles in an attempt to create a whirlwind.]

[loathsomecopy]

[Metal stands in the middle of it, turning his head to keep up..

He chuckles as he starts to work up more electricity.]

[waypastcool]

[Uh oh? Is he gonna try and shock Sonic while he's making the whirlwind?

Because that totally won't end well for this blue hedgehog.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He just stands there. He holds his fist out in front of him soon]

Now, now. I don't think it's that hot in here.

[waypastcool]

Doesn't matter! You could use a chill pill.

[Still at it for now, but once the sparks go flying, he'll be crashing into a wall.]

[loathsomecopy]

[He chuckles a little.][

I gave you a chance.

[The hand he still holds out? Still there. But Sonic may notice some shocking sensation in the whirlwind now.]