Wow....I can't believe they haven't spruced my account out yet. It's been well over a year since I last posted. Hell, I used to do it quite a lot back in high school, once every day or other day. Then we got to college, and life started changing. It's changed in more ways than I can spot these days ( Read more... )

I want to die. Pure and simple. Just have to figure out how.

Well here's something I haven't done in a while. Posted an actual LJ entry with more meaning than a humorous quote I heard, or some such ( Read more... )

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock,
cause Jill was a fucking tranny.

Good night everybody

A wall post on facebook doesn't do you justice. Frankly, neither can this, but it's a step closer ( Read more... )

Red meat has been found to cause cancer in white rats. Marashino cherries have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Cell phones have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Has anyone considered doing a study to see whether cancer is simply hereditary in white rats? Just my thoughts for the day

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

There is none. We were meant to die horrible deaths. One way or another. I'm so sick of life. I can't take it anymore. I'm going insane. I want to die. I see no happiness in life, ever. And I do mean EVER. Used to be life was lived in darkness, but while I was down in the hole, at least you could still see a glimmer of light, of the escape from it ( Read more... )

There is none. We were meant to die horrible deaths. One way or another. I'm so sick of life. I can't take it anymore. I'm going insane. I want to die. I see no happiness in life, ever. And I do mean EVER. Used to be life was lived in darkness, but I while I was down in the hole, at least you could still see a glimmer of light, of the escape from ( Read more... )

Perner: North Korea is the Chinese Mexico.