I'm honestly considering a knife right now. Aren't you glad I'm stuck in a hotel without one? I'm fucking tired. Night

I have but one simple request for humanity. All of you. FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!! JUST DIE WHERE YOU STAND!!!! Slowly, quickly, with as much or little pain as you want, just die. Go the fuck away. Thank you, and have a nice day.

I'm just so tired of everything. I feel down. Constantly down. Like something is kicking me to the ground. I need to be held. And the worst of it is that every time I talk to her I'm reminded of just how long I have to wait until I have her again. I'm so sick of it. The distance. Why is it that when two people love each other so much, something has ( Read more... )

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The world's going to hell. And you know what saddens me the most? Contrary to the belief I held for so many years, I'm not driving the bus there. Damn ( Read more... )

I don't usually do this, but I found this video to be hilarious. Watch it if you have the time ( Read more... )

I feel betrayed again. Doesn't matter. Maybe it's just bad luck. Fuck it. Just gonna keep pushing ahead, fuck everything that goes wrong or hurts. Night

It's finally over. First year is out of the way. Time to breath, time to chill, time to recall what that wonderful, yet oh so elusive thing known as sleep is. I'm visiting the hooch today with chris, just to see what all the youngans are up to. And to my utter delight, I've a 4.0 this semester, which to me was completely impossible last week, when ( Read more... )

Chris: The plague was the perfect killer. It was airborn
Me: WHAT?? Since when was the plague airborn?
Chris: You know, it was carried by fleas on the rats, and the fleas went WHEEEE!!!!
Me: So now fleas count as airborn?
Chris: Close enough

Thank you, good night

*Starts dancing about to Hanukkah songs* Damn I want my latkes. BRING ME MY LATKES ( Read more... )