I had to do this, just confirm to my inner geek what I already knew. Whoah, my last entry was over a year ago. I've tarnished my coolness by updating an LJ. With a quiz, no less. For those of you interested, the gimpy midget died on July 23rd of last year. Poor guy mistook a defibrilator for a sonar unit and tried to talk to flipper with it. ( Read more... )

...gave me a book she saw on Oprah for our 17 month anniversary that basically told me everything I'm doing wrong. I decided she needed to hear my side of it for our 17 month and one day anniversary ( Read more... )

I saw this little question thingy and decided to take the test ( Read more... )

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I was out fishing and I caught a football. It was nice to prove my High School P.E. teacher wrong.

I was sitting on the side of the road an hour ago when I came to the realization that green and aqua are two shades of the same color. Except that aqua looks different because its bluer.

I have a friend whose name I will not disclose for reasons of privacy and anonymity. She is really grumpy and has been a real pain to deal with for the past month. The Gimpy Midget suggested that it may be "woman issues", which wouldn't surprise me. But it seems odd that Cindy Errickson would not seek medical help for her "condition ( Read more... )

When you're hungry, as I am right now, does that really mean that you need to eat food, or is hunger simply a psychological state of lustful craving, like when a woman sees a big flashy SALE sign outside the store ( Read more... )

I recently noticed there is a picture of a goat on the front page of this Live Journal website. Why? And why does every download of winamp come with an audio file of a bleeting llama? These are questions I am pondering as I resynch the guidance systems on this nuclear missile here in the Dakotas.