Title: Time and Tide

Author: Sparrbecuecook

Characters: Elizabeth, Calypso, Norrington

Rating: PG 13

Pairing: Calypso/Norrington

Summary: For prompt #34 at potcfest2: Norrington, Elizabeth, Calypso post AWE, "what the tide washed in"

Warning: character death

Disclaimer: Authoress: Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've ( Read more... )

Title: The Prince

Characters: Beckett, Sparrow

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Lord Cutler Beckett's worst nightmare, written for the Halloween challenge at pirategasm.

Disclaimer:

Walt Disney makes sure no money's to be had;

we're shaken to our bones.

The film is not ours

and by the powers

he's who this all owns.

Yo ho, hoist disclaimers

and avoid the fine ( Read more... )

Title: The Rumrunners' Cache
Author: sparrbecuecook
Pairing/characters: Elizabeth Swann, Weatherby Swann, Jack Sparrow
Rating: Gen
Summary: just slightly AU during CotBP: on the rumrunners' and rumburner's island
Author's notes: My original assignment is long finished, but today I turned around and found this cute white plotbunny with a black eyepatch ( Read more... )

Title: And then they made him their king.
Author: sparrbecuecook
Pairing/characters: Jack Sparrow
Rating: Gen
Summary: Modern day AU: fictitious encyclopaedia entry on a fictitious kingdom
Warnings: If you are Hawaiian and/or a history geek, this might make you pull your hair out and gnaw on the desk.
Author's notes: written for prompt #69 at potcfest: ( Read more... )

Title: Boat on the River

Rating: G

Characters: mostly Beckett, with supporting Turner and Norrington

Warnings: post-AWE, spoily

Summary: The ferry brings those dead who don't know the way to their respective places in the afterlife.

(Written in exchange for another icon, for

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Title: regretting intently

Pairing: Beckabeth

Rating: PG or so

Summary: A "missing scene" from DMC, written for

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Title: P for Property

Pairing: Speckett

Rating: PG13 for now, aiming at NC17 in later chapters

Spoilers: nothing major (prequel)

Summary: Jack and Cutler last met about ten years ago near Bombay, and each left his mark on the other.

Inspiration: the " Gaol" photomanip by Justawench

Disclaimer:

Official: …for your willful commission of crimes ( Read more... )

Title: Marine Iguana

Author: Sparrbecuecook

Pairing: PotC x Master&Commander

Rating: PG to R

Spoilers: none (AU, pre-CotBP-ish)

Summary: Out of control drabble on Galapagos island inhabitants, inspired by a gorgeous picture created by
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Title: We wish you a merry Christmas a lot of plunder
Fandom: PotC
Author: Sparrbecuecook
Warning: bad poetry
Disclaimer: PotC characters still belong to Disney although I did ask Father Christmas for them repeatedly.

We wish you a lot of plunder,
we wish you a lot of plunder,
we wish you a lot of plunder: swag for many a year.
Fair winds and tides bring ( Read more... )

Commodore Norrington's Christmas carol

Silent night. Future: bright.
Pirate swings by first light.
Watch, you citizen, mother and child,
how he dances, the brigand so wild.
Port Royal live in peace!
Port Royal live in peace!