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[sparkling_by]

[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

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[heliolatrous]

[ THIS IS THE WORST WAGON EVER ]

There's no way this is going to work.

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[sparkling_by]

[ BEST WAGON ]

[sparkling_by]

[ ...and he'll be throwing empty nut shells at Apollo's head right about......... now. ]

What was that, lowliest of minions? This is already working, you say?

[heliolatrous]

[ Incinerates them before they get there. (If he misses one, he totally won't let Tamaki know.) ]

I'm not your minion!

[wishgrant]

We're lost again. [ yes that is a whining child. FIFTY-THREE TIMES FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY. ]

[heliolatrous]

That's what I've been trying to tell him.

[wishgrant]

He's a crazy person, so he won't listen.

[heliolatrous]

We should get rid of him.

[sparkling_by]

Nonsense, noooooooooooonseeeeeeeeense! Daddy has checked, double-checked, and triple-checked and this map is still in Mandarin!

[ Theatrical gestures, get! ]

We'll be fine, my dear exceedingly tiny boy. Say, are you sure you're growing properly? Just fine!

[sparkling_by]

[ Said map, beautifully in Mandarin, is currently being folded into Tamaki's new paper hat. The glorious sight of all your hopes and dreams getting quietly endangered, Hiccup. Enjoy it. ]

Well, that's a nice 'please,' but... can't you put some enthusiasm into it? Endless promises, a little bit of begging, hmmm?

voice;

[o_tea_p]

I didn't know Oregon was behind a rainbow! NEPHEW, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

voice :: sob

[sparkling_by]

Of course! Always follow the pot of gold and rainbow, especially when they come together with a robot like Mechalucatron, or a shiny horsie of delight and innocence - like a unicorn! That's right, grandfather! Follow the robot rainbow unicorn!

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[o_tea_p]

Robot...rainbow...unicorn?

[heldourfate]

... I really don't know if we're going the right way! [It's a pretty rainbow and all. But still!]

[sparkling_by]

...Miss Vanille. You...

[ THE MOST DISAPPOINTED FACE. OF ALL TIME. ]

You're not one with the rainbow yet.

[heldourfate]

One with the... rainbow? Are you sure that'll help?