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[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

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[heliolatrous]

[ THIS IS THE WORST WAGON EVER ]

There's no way this is going to work.

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[ BEST WAGON ]

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[ ...and he'll be throwing empty nut shells at Apollo's head right about......... now. ]

What was that, lowliest of minions? This is already working, you say?

[heliolatrous]

[ Incinerates them before they get there. (If he misses one, he totally won't let Tamaki know.) ]

I'm not your minion!

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Of course! You're our special fire-starting minion! Isn't that right, gentlemen?

[ He stares at one mule; then the other; then nods wisely. ]

They agree.

[heliolatrous]

No they don't! Stop being so stupid!

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The blessed stallions have spoken.

[ ..........nut shell. ]

[heliolatrous]

They're not even horses!

[ Catching it.

Chucking it back at Tamaki. ]

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[ FULL HIT ]

That's insubordination!

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[ Cue conspiratorial whisper. ]

...and don't tell them that! They're sensitive about it!

[heliolatrous]

They don't even know what I'm saying.

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...are you calling the Blessed Stallions just a little bit slow?

[heliolatrous]

I'm calling them animals.

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[ Quickly meshes the two mules' heads together, covering the remaining ear on each of their exterior sides with his two hands! ]

Gentlemen, he doesn't mean that!

[heliolatrous]

Yes I do!

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Or that!