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[sparkling_by]

[BEHOLD: a GREAT adventurer, carried around on a sofa pretty much miraculously supported by two very lazy mules. Our Illustrious Leader (here present) has clearly been handling a map held dutifully upside down and now he's pointing ridiculously!]

Ahooooooooy! Loyal minions! Random Followers! Token animaaaals! Childreeeeeeeen!

Daddy sees a

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[wishgrant]

We're lost again. [ yes that is a whining child. FIFTY-THREE TIMES FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY. ]

[heliolatrous]

That's what I've been trying to tell him.

[wishgrant]

He's a crazy person, so he won't listen.

[heliolatrous]

We should get rid of him.

[wishgrant]

Like a pirate mutiny!

[heliolatrous]

What do they do in those?

[wishgrant]

They give 'em one bullet in a gun an' leave 'em on a empty island!

...Or throw them overboard.

'M not sure.

[heliolatrous]

Let's throw him out.

[wishgrant]

Ah, but-- what if he gets hurt?

[heliolatrous]

That's his problem.

[wishgrant]

We could tie him up! That way he'll be quiet an' won't get hurt!

[heliolatrous]

Fine. But then he'll be even more annoying.

[wishgrant]

Tape his mouth shut.

[heliolatrous]

That could work.

[sparkling_by]

[ He is hereby keeping a bag full of empty nut shells to throw at protesters. OBSERVE. ]

Oi! Just go back to asking whether we're not there yet!

somebody is picking up his brother's attitude methinks

[wishgrant]

I'm not gonna ask if we're there 'cause we're not gonna get there!