"Hello. You have reached the voicemail of Vala Mal Doran. Please leave a message containing your current location and artifact to be obtained at the sound of the beep."

*pause*

"If this is Daniel Jackson, you should really stop calling me. It's not like I kept the ship, after all, and the frequent telephone calls just make you seem desperate."

Vala sighed as she stared at the gray cinder block walls of her cell and waited for all of the guards to go to sleep for the night so she could break out of the jail. Yes, she'd gotten arrested, but it wasn't like she'd done it under her own name, plus she'd done it on purpose ( Read more... )

Her dress was neatly rehung, and Vala had finished packing, but her flight to Greece didn't leave until the next morning. So, now, she was sprawled on her bed and leafing through a magazine. She also realized she should have grabbed some food from the wedding before Barney got her note. She was starving ( Read more... )

In their mailboxes today, every resident of Fandom (including Tino and the zombies, if they were so inclined) received ( Cut for great wedding justice )

Vala was surfing the internet, looking for proper wording for wedding invitations and finalizing the guest list.

Almost as if nothing had happened.

[ooc: Open to housemates!]

Vala had just made it back from the mainland. Her dress was purchased. All she needed to do was finalize the gift registry with Barney and negotiate the price of her wedding cake, because of course everything related to a wedding would be negotiable ( Read more... )

Anyone coming into Vala's room (Of course she kept her room! They needed their space, didn't they?) would find her on the bed, covered in post-it notes. The one on her left palm said "grass," the one on her right knee said "grape," and so forth. Every so often, she'd get bored, lick another body part, consider it for a minute, write out a post- ( Read more... )

"This can't be right," Vala said, checking her hand for the fourth time. But no, the address she'd been given was correct and the church still...appeared to be closed. Right. She sighed and spread out the skirt of her dress before sitting down on the steps.

To wait.

Vala stood in front of the gem case and tried to look like she was on a date and not casing the security around the Hope diamond. Since she was actually on a date and only vaguely checking out the security, this was not as difficult as it might have seemed, though in all honesty it probably it looked like a combination of both. "Do you think that ( Read more... )

Vala had been awakened by the sound of cleaning. Once she'd determined that the vacuums and dusting and polishing had nothing to do with her or any of her housemates, she grabbed a magazine and stretched out on the living room sofa, waiting for them to be finished ( Read more... )