To All of Fandom, Wednesday
In their mailboxes today, every resident of Fandom (including Tino and the zombies, if they were so inclined) received
one envelope that would have been delivered a few days ago if her fianceé hadn't suddenly been revealed to be a former woman and she hadn't been revealed to be attracted to goatees of extreme evil.
But not goats of extreme evil, because that would be too weird, even for Fandom.
[ooc: Now without the redundancy. Everyone got an invite and is welcome, unless you want yours to be lost in the mail.]
one envelope that would have been delivered a few days ago if her fianceé hadn't suddenly been revealed to be a former woman and she hadn't been revealed to be attracted to goatees of extreme evil.
But not goats of extreme evil, because that would be too weird, even for Fandom.
[ooc: Now without the redundancy. Everyone got an invite and is welcome, unless you want yours to be lost in the mail.]