Voicemail

[spacepiratevala]

"Hello. You have reached the voicemail of Vala Mal Doran. Please leave a message containing your current location and artifact to be obtained at the sound of the beep."

*pause*

"If this is Daniel Jackson, you should really stop calling me. It's not like I kept the ship, after all, and the frequent telephone calls just make you seem desperate."

Comments

[tricksy_spy]

A hand-lettered card was dropped into the mailbox or slipped under the door.

Please join me in wishing joy to Wade "Deadpool" Wilson and Yondaime Hokage Arashi Uzumaki as we celebrate the the happy one month anniversary of their marriage.

Caritas, 7pm
Wednesday June 6th

The couple is registered at Sanrio and Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Freaky Friday Phone Day

[montecito_east]

"Thanks for inviting me! I would love to meet you for lunch."

Re: Freaky Friday Phone Day

[montecito_east]

[I should have remembered to add that the call was redirected from here. D'oh!]

[vkandis_son]

Karal thought he was leaving a message for Molly when he said, "I just wanted to say how much I appreciated you looking after me in bed yesterday, and I am sorry I fell asleep in the middle of things. Hopefully I will be able to make it up to you."

Phones Fun

[tricksy_spy]

[[From here]]

"Don't you think I ought to get to know you a bit better before we start talking kinky? Or at least, you know, let you grow up a bit?"

[x5_alec]

[From here.]

"If you want to help me, I won't say no. I don't have any problems with 'expunging' though - I'm definitely not afraid of it. Thanks?"