Voicemail

[spacepiratevala]

"Hello. You have reached the voicemail of Vala Mal Doran. Please leave a message containing your current location and artifact to be obtained at the sound of the beep."

*pause*

"If this is Daniel Jackson, you should really stop calling me. It's not like I kept the ship, after all, and the frequent telephone calls just make you seem desperate."

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Phone Fun!

[just_add_starch]

[From here]

"Why do you feeling the need to stare at my backside? Is it that fascinating?"

[carbontelepath]

"Hello, this is Emma Frost. I would like to invite you on behalf of myself and Ares to a welcome party for the new teachers at the high school this Sunday evening. It will be at 15 Griffin Way and have alcohol. And food. Hope to see you there!"