amon amarth live = best show ever ( Read more... )

so there i was, minding my own business, betoweled in the shower stall. in my left hand i hold my dainty little shower tote carrying all my hygienic condiments. i put it gently on the floor. i stand up. and then JESUS CUNTING CHRIST my finger hurts! somehow the handle of the tote thing decided to pretend it was a can opener and destroyed my ( Read more... )

getting hard not to take things personally. BAD sign for alex.

I have seen 40 of the top 100 movies as rated by the American Film Institute ( Read more... )

while traveling up to the second floor of barnes & nobel i spotted a table of those 'for dummies' books. among the titles, was one called 'depression for dummies.' i wonder how many people have seen that and plunged from the escalator to an early grave...

i had to cry a little inside today when i realized the irony of getting condoms in the mail was no longer.

browsing previous entries has given me quite a start. well, wrong word. more like saddened me a bit, particularly one dated may 07. irony at its most bitter, i suppose.

well, no use in dwelling on that sort of thing.

cant wait for some serious air band competition. if it actually happens hahaha.

so i was over at the church and found this sweet pamphlet called 'what you should know about lent.' i think to myself, well, if i should know it, i better read it. in the comfort of my own home i digested the little book ( Read more... )

oh god, im a poo-head

'downfall' was probably the heaviest movie ive ever seen. i hesitate to say great movie, but it was incredibly powerful. even though it's completely liquified, my brain refuses to turn off.