im never showing again.
so there i was, minding my own business, betoweled in the shower stall. in my left hand i hold my dainty little shower tote carrying all my hygienic condiments. i put it gently on the floor. i stand up. and then JESUS CUNTING CHRIST my finger hurts! somehow the handle of the tote thing decided to pretend it was a can opener and destroyed my poor fingernail, cracking it open, lacerating the nailbed and generally making me want to die.
but like a trooper, in true debauched ignorant budding binge-drinker spirit, i clean it, cover it and get plastered. there are only 3 hours left in this weekend...but i urge you, fortune, if you've anything else in store for me, hesitate not!
this has been a pretty crummerific weekend hehehe. actually, im fairly certain my finger will be popular with the ladies. i mean, they'll have sympathies abound for a poor injured lad, plus i have sesame street bandaids. on the other hand, my ability to swoon women with my virtuoso-style guitar skills has been totally undone. perhaps now would be a good time to work on my poetry writing, or cage fighting technique.
ill be in germany in less than a month and a half WHOA NOW.
kannst du bitte mir deine Schier leihen??
but like a trooper, in true debauched ignorant budding binge-drinker spirit, i clean it, cover it and get plastered. there are only 3 hours left in this weekend...but i urge you, fortune, if you've anything else in store for me, hesitate not!
this has been a pretty crummerific weekend hehehe. actually, im fairly certain my finger will be popular with the ladies. i mean, they'll have sympathies abound for a poor injured lad, plus i have sesame street bandaids. on the other hand, my ability to swoon women with my virtuoso-style guitar skills has been totally undone. perhaps now would be a good time to work on my poetry writing, or cage fighting technique.
ill be in germany in less than a month and a half WHOA NOW.
kannst du bitte mir deine Schier leihen??