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[vvanquishing]

[this early-dawn text message is kept short and sweet, though excitingly annoying to read. seriously what's with all the weird text people lately gosh.]

just for the record
magic and wwitches are FAKE
i dont believve a fuckin wword of this ludicrous bullshit story our kidnappers havve brewwed up
and if any a you havve any fuckin brains you wwont

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[pyroporcupine]

I really, REALLY hate to break it to you, but~

You might want to get your head checked if you still think all of this isn't happening.

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[vvanquishing]

[a video feed in time just to catch an exasperated eyeroll.]

You might want to clean the shit outta your ears then. I didn't say none a this was happenin', just that magic and witches are fake.

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[pyroporcupine]

Then I'm telling you to get your head checked AGAIN, because they're not fake.

[vvanquishing]

Say it all you want, it ain't goin' to make that statement any truer. Fuck, your kind're stubborn.

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[bl00d_elf]

I do not know where you are from, but if you think that, then you are gravely mistaken.

I have been here for a while, and I can say that witches and their magic are all too real in this world.

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[vvanquishing]

then youvve been suckered in just like the rest a these morons
wwhere i come from only wwrigglers and browwnblood idiots believve in magic i aint one a them and i aint wwrong

[neverbeenworse]

Guess you weren't here last week...

[vvanquishing]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

[neverbeenworse]

Last week there were witches in the city. People stuck to each other. Big sand...things.

[A pause to stare at his desk and shift uncomfortably -- too much exposition in one breath]

Pretty real.

[shrugs -- sorry, bro?]

[vvanquishing]

[using the mighty powers of eridan logic, he pulls out the relevant information from that small speech.]

Okay, so all a you've had this delusion for at least a week then. If not more. Fuck, what'd I do to deserve this.

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[sakuravoid]

Sure. Stick around for a week or so and say that again.

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[vvanquishing]

Take all the time you fuckin' please, but you ain't gonna catch me believin' in this hoofbeast crap. Fuckin' hell, it's like all a you WANT your heads up your asses.

herp derp late reply is late

[sakuravoid]

Why don't you get your head out of your ass instead of being an ignorant stuck-up brat?

mine too, sorry. )8

[vvanquishing]

You're seriously implyin' that I'm the ignorant one here. [a derisive snort.] That's really somethin' else.

Right then, I could use the laugh right about now -- what am I supposed to be lookin' for here in a week or two to convince me a this nonsense?

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[thedovetailed]

Then you will soon find yourself proven incorrect.

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[vvanquishing]

[massaging his temples at the ~overwhelming stupidity~ of these people. jeez!]

All a you keep sayin' that but I'm not seein' much to convince me.

Oh right, that's 'cause there AIN'T anything that could convince me. Because this shit ain't REAL.

[a small smug look; CLEARLY he just out-logic'd you.]

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[thedovetailed]

[Chrome lets out a small, inaudible sigh.]

When this city is attacked. Again. Then you will see.