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[vvanquishing]

[this early-dawn text message is kept short and sweet, though excitingly annoying to read. seriously what's with all the weird text people lately gosh.]

just for the record
magic and wwitches are FAKE
i dont believve a fuckin wword of this ludicrous bullshit story our kidnappers havve brewwed up
and if any a you havve any fuckin brains you wwont

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[sakuravoid]

Sure. Stick around for a week or so and say that again.

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[vvanquishing]

Take all the time you fuckin' please, but you ain't gonna catch me believin' in this hoofbeast crap. Fuckin' hell, it's like all a you WANT your heads up your asses.

herp derp late reply is late

[sakuravoid]

Why don't you get your head out of your ass instead of being an ignorant stuck-up brat?

mine too, sorry. )8

[vvanquishing]

You're seriously implyin' that I'm the ignorant one here. [a derisive snort.] That's really somethin' else.

Right then, I could use the laugh right about now -- what am I supposed to be lookin' for here in a week or two to convince me a this nonsense?

Well we can just be late at everything. This thread is too cool to die.

[sakuravoid]

[Drily.] Anything you think can't possibly exist.

/fistbunp

[vvanquishing]

Hah, cute, fuck you. Are you here to be helpful or just start somethin', huh?

[sakuravoid]

No, the helpful people are those you just insulted by calling their world bullshit. But it's your call, of course.

[vvanquishing]

I didn't call their world bullshit, you stupid little fuck, I called their stories bullshit. I'm not insultin' anyone here.

And even if I was, I wouldn't do it for no reason -- I know pretty much all there is to know about magic and how incontrovertibly fake it is so I don't think anyone can argue how much I'm in the right here.

[sakuravoid]

I don't doubt you're in the right about it back whereever you came from, but in case it hasn't sunk in yet, things are different here. Not every world and universe works the same way.

[vvanquishing]

Now that is bullshit. There're SOME universal constants and magic bein' a load a crock is one of them.

Whatever, you and the rest a you ignorant fucks can prance around in your mystical fairy make-believe fantasy. Meanwhile people like me will be gettin' shit done and winning the war with cold hard logic and, most importantly, SCIENCE.

[sakuravoid]

Sure. I'll see you at the frontline. [Feed ends.]