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[vvanquishing]

[this early-dawn text message is kept short and sweet, though excitingly annoying to read. seriously what's with all the weird text people lately gosh.]

just for the record
magic and wwitches are FAKE
i dont believve a fuckin wword of this ludicrous bullshit story our kidnappers havve brewwed up
and if any a you havve any fuckin brains you wwont

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[blindingrevenge]

You're an idiot.

vvoice

[vvanquishing]

And who the fuck are you.

voice

[blindingrevenge]

Someone who knows you aren't going to last long with that way of thinking.

[vvanquishing]

I got where I am today not fallin' for any obviously phony nonsense, so I don't see how shit'll be any different here.

[it's like you can hear him rolling his eyes.] So you think bein' a gullible little wriggler's goin' to keep you alive here or somethin'? I think I'll fuckin' pass.

[Text]

[stalwartcane]

They are most certainly not fake.

text (is html okay? :'))

[vvanquishing]

oh please spare me more gullible assholes
im not sure evven i can take much more a this
evven a noble like me has his limits

seriously fuck just try and make a real case here besides THEYRE NOT FAKE thats not howw logic fuckin wworks

[text] No problem!

[stalwartcane]

You do not seem very noble to me, sir, if you can speak to a stranger with such uncouthness. Why don't you ask the weapons in this city to change their forms to demonstrate?

text (righto!)

[vvanquishing]

showws wwhat you fuckin knoww about me im practically a prince sorta
biggest fish in the fuckin sea thats me
wwho givves a shit about howw i can talk wwhen i can talk howwevver i damn wwell wwant

also thats the shittiest idea i evver heard and theres no wway im solicitin some fake bullshit wweapon thing to showw me their smoke and mirror routine
i just wwant my REAL wweapon back

[Video]

[snipingyourfail]

Please refrain from cursing on the network.

vvideo (oh no, my icon.)

[vvanquishing]

I'll fuckin' talk however the fuck I want, Miss Fussyglasses.

[Video]

[snipingyourfail]

This is a public network, and we have children amongst our guests. Please consider making the effort as a courtesy to the other users.

[vvanquishing]

Show me one fuckin' person besides you who gives a shit about my courtesy and maybe I'll think about it.

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[magicthreads]

[Someone is grumpy. Someone also got no sleep.]

Well when you've been attacked by frogs the size of your head, kidnapped by these "fake" witches and then taunted because you no longer have the mage powers you did back home, let's see if you change your mind!

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[vvanquishing]

Serves you right for thinkin' you had magic powers in the first place.

video spell it right B|

[magicthreads]

I did! It's not exactly like I would make it up.

And what gives you the right to insult people, anyway?

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[vvanquishing]

[his sneer becomes something less aggressive and more aloof.] You could just be too dumb to know otherwise.

And I'm fuckin' royalty, that's what gives me the right.

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[shalnark]

Are you fake, too?

[vvanquishing]

wwhat the fuck
howw do you evven get that from my post youre missin the fuckin point

[shalnark]

I don't care about your point because I don't care if witches are real or not, ha ha ha!

But what about you?

[vvanquishing]

i dont givve a fuck either wway
although i guess itd be pretty cool if they wwere real but its just pretend like a game or somethin nothin to go ovverboard wwith

but wwhen you people take this bee ess too far its just insultin to people wwho DO havve a lick a sense