[ It looks like one of Dudley's laptop computers. Harry stares at it. It's definitely not wizard made. He looks around the room for a means of escape and finds nothing. Maybe… He starts randomly pushing buttons on the device until it crackles to life.]
Er… Can anyone hear me? Is this some kind of radio?
Hello?
[ Nothing. Not a sound. His body
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HELLO?
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Err. First of all, calm down? The device you're holding isn't just a radio, and it's capable of broadcasting a video message to the network, like what you just did. Everyone accessing the network at the moment can hear you. If you have questions--which you probably do, if you just arrived here--simply ask them. Someone's bound to try to answer you.
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Right. Thanks.
I've had a few questions answered.
I still don't really understand what anyone's got against these witches, though. Witches that no one's ever seen? That the people who brought us here have told us are 'evil'?
Why should I believe them?
Do you believe them?
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Excuse me? Sir? Clearly you are new here, can I offer some kind of assistance?
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Harry grits his teeth and determines to get out of the cave first and worry about who is and isn't friendly later.]
Hi.
Yeah.
How do I get out of here?
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I... I meant the room. Although, yeah, the whole place too. I really need to get home. I don't know anything about this war.
Is it bad? [Are there people here who need help?]
Thank you. Really.
[Harry looks towards the doors and wonders that he was too agitated to notice them earlier. He supposes he should go through them and see what's out there.]
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[Aladdin's irritation doesn't last long though. He didn't miss the fact that Harry had mentioned people dying]
I'm sorry about the people who died.
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Did I say I was the only one?!
There are others? How many? Wizards and witches?
Oh.
[He tries to calm down a bit.]
Thanks.
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Wizards? I don't know of any wizards, but there are witches. They're the enemy, apparently. [scratches his head] I don't know how many there are.
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And I suppose you were perfectly calm when they took you.
Or are you one of them?
So it's some kind of sexist anti-magical crusade? And I'm just supposed to go along with it?
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Keep your shirt on, man. We aren't all sitting at the DEMISE all day like some offshore call center.
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Keep your own shirt on! What the hell is a demeeze?
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Yeah, I damn well better. Sun'd take the hide right off me. I'd be red as a tomato.
Desktop Email and Miscellaneous Internet Spam nEtwork--DEMISE. You're soaking in it, and so are the rest of us. We can all hear you, man. We're just kinda short in the tickets back home department.
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[To himself] Merlin.
How many of you are there?
And how many are there of them?
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Yeah, Hogwarts. It's a school. It was badly damaged in the battle, and--
[He freezes.]
Snape? No. Snape is dead. What did you say this person's name was?
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