Event: Baby Britain

[shnpc]

WHO: Staff and Students of Hogwarts
TONE: Confused and juvenile
RATING: PG at most they are babbies, you sickos
WHEN: April 3rd, in the Evening
WHERE: The Great Hall
WHAT: The Mothering Sunday Feast results in some of the staff and students de-aging into their past selves. Tots probably aren't great at using journals, so initial reactions can be

Comments

[stillhaswings]

[ Little Juli has dropped his teacup into his pudding and is staring at it in horror.

Where did mama go? Großmutter is going to shout at him again...

He's not going to cry, though -- so he attempts to pick up the pudding with shaky hands and.. oh, now it's all over the table too.

He looks around at everyone.

Where is he....?]

[yourseoulmate]

[Oh, poor Juli. Yancy saw the pudding drop on the table with such a wonderfully gloopy splat and why didn't he think of that?? Believing Juli fully in favor of making as big a mess as possible, he scoots over as quickly as an excited toddler can.]

WANNA TRY TOO!

[He reaches over to Juli's pudding mess and slaps it hard, sending globs of it everywhere. He then grins up at the (temporarily) older boy, expecting praise for doing such a good job of helping expand the mess.]

[stillhaswings]

[ ... splats of pudding everywhere. oh ye gods.

He stares at the little, incredibly enthusiastic-looking toddler in front of him - his expression failing to change to anything other than abject horror - and he speaks in heavily German-accented English -- ]

W... Who are you?

[ He's on the verge of tears, now. So many tears. ]

[yourseoulmate]

[With no warning whatsoever, he launches his pudding-and-who-knows-what-else-covered body at Juli, giving him a big hug while somehow managing to miss that the boy is near tears. Hope those clothes aren't dry clean only, Juli. ]

Yanchy Im! What'ch your name?

Ya talk funny!

[... says the toddler with a Glaswegian accent and a speech impediment. Oy.]

[banginbeater]

[Yukimi is 14. He doesn't even notice anything is different. Okay, maybe all these new kids. The school year's almost over right? Why did they decided to throw in a bunch of transfer? Also, there are kids. What is up with that?]

[donttelldaddy]

[Lili thinks everyone here is dumb and they SHOULDN'T THROW FOOD, there are starving people in Africa, you know!!!! She grumbles a bit and makes a beeline towards the oldest kid she can find, and that just happens to be Yukimi.]

Excuse me! Where is this?

[...except, in French.]

[banginbeater]

Wow. What the hell are you?

[donttelldaddy]

Emilie.

[alreadywhipped]

[Unfortunately for him, Jules has found himself at a bit of an awkward age: about twelve, it seems, and the grumpiest period of his life. Thanks to that, he's just sitting at the Slytherin table, pouting at the change in the scenery. He's not sure why he suddenly isn't at Beauxbatons, but he assumes that Rosemariné is teasing him with some ridiculous spell yet again.]

[wandandsword]

[You know what Souji loves? GRUMPY PEOPLE. And grumpy kids are the most adorable. Even if Jules isn't that tiny. Souji helps himself to a seat at the Slytherin table next to him.]

Hey, cheer up!

[alreadywhipped]

Hmm?

[Oh, a big kid! Since Jules feels like he should listen, he tries to perk up a bit, but it's pretty underwhelming.]

I'm cheerful!

[wandandsword]

[Souji manfully resists pinching Jules' cheeks. Be thankful, Jules.]

You don't look very cheerful, and it's so fun here with all these kids! Is something wrong?

[hatespuberty]

[Twelve Lauren is twelve. And sitting at the end of the Gryffindor table by herself, hunched over a book, her clothes a little big on her...and she hasn't seemed to notice yet.

[lovelycassie]

[Cassie wanders to Lauren, sits down on the bench beside her, and takes her book, putting it on her own head. She looks up at Lauren, and giggles.]

I'm Cassie. Do you like my hat?

[slug_healer]

[Toddler!Tsu looks around at everything, and then she sees Cassie sit down. The book-hat intrigues her, so she crawls over, then carefully stands up. One hand holds hard to the table, the other reaches for the 'hat'.]

わたし　の!

[ Mine! ]

[hatespuberty]

[wth. There are children sitting next to her. Children]

What are you guys doing here? You're kids. This is not a school for kids...[now she takes a good look around. A really good look]

...oh Merlin.

[mist_illusions]

[This ruckus is not at all what 7-year-old Mukuro is used to. Actually he's a little disturbed by it, and by how this is very much not where he's supposed to be. So he's just going to... slip away from the Slytherin table with all these people he doesn't know and try to find someplace quieter outside of the Great Hall. Maybe figure out where he is. Is this some kind of test?]

[toothballs]

Mukuro!

[Sana, still twelve, is apparently going to make sure that Mukuro is subject to plenty of ruckus, and has followed him to wherever he's gone.]

Mukuro, you got so... cute!

[mist_illusions]

[WHAT IS THIS WHO ARE YOU HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME. Mukuro stares.]

...who are you?

[toothballs]

I'm Sana, duh! Don't act like you forgot about me just 'cause you're little!