Event: Baby Britain

[shnpc]

WHO: Staff and Students of Hogwarts
TONE: Confused and juvenile
RATING: PG at most they are babbies, you sickos
WHEN: April 3rd, in the Evening
WHERE: The Great Hall
WHAT: The Mothering Sunday Feast results in some of the staff and students de-aging into their past selves. Tots probably aren't great at using journals, so initial reactions can be

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[stillhaswings]

[ Little Juli has dropped his teacup into his pudding and is staring at it in horror.

Where did mama go? Großmutter is going to shout at him again...

He's not going to cry, though -- so he attempts to pick up the pudding with shaky hands and.. oh, now it's all over the table too.

He looks around at everyone.

Where is he....?]

[yourseoulmate]

[Oh, poor Juli. Yancy saw the pudding drop on the table with such a wonderfully gloopy splat and why didn't he think of that?? Believing Juli fully in favor of making as big a mess as possible, he scoots over as quickly as an excited toddler can.]

WANNA TRY TOO!

[He reaches over to Juli's pudding mess and slaps it hard, sending globs of it everywhere. He then grins up at the (temporarily) older boy, expecting praise for doing such a good job of helping expand the mess.]

[stillhaswings]

[ ... splats of pudding everywhere. oh ye gods.

He stares at the little, incredibly enthusiastic-looking toddler in front of him - his expression failing to change to anything other than abject horror - and he speaks in heavily German-accented English -- ]

W... Who are you?

[ He's on the verge of tears, now. So many tears. ]

[yourseoulmate]

[With no warning whatsoever, he launches his pudding-and-who-knows-what-else-covered body at Juli, giving him a big hug while somehow managing to miss that the boy is near tears. Hope those clothes aren't dry clean only, Juli. ]

Yanchy Im! What'ch your name?

Ya talk funny!

[... says the toddler with a Glaswegian accent and a speech impediment. Oy.]

[stillhaswings]

[ And Juli doesn't know what to do ahhh, his clothes - they were expensive! Will mama's best cleaning spells even work with this stuff-- ]

Ya.. yanchy?

M..my name is Juli Bayhan.

[ He looks down again at Yancy faintly and pats the pudding-baby gingerly. Yes, he's in a complete daze. The tears are starting to fall but HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO CRY so he's trying not to sob--

or never mind.... he'll just burst into tears anyway. Grandma's not around. ]

[yourseoulmate]

[Uh-oh, another kid crying. Usually when that happens around Yancy, time-outs happen. Time for damage control!]

Why Juli cryin'?

[stillhaswings]

[ Juli doesn't answer, he just continues to cry and attempts to wipe the pudding off himself and Yancy with one of the napkins ]

[yourseoulmate]

[And Juli must certainly have his work cut out for him in his clean-up attempt, what with the toddler clinging to him and persistently whining:]

No cryin'! Noooo cryiiiiinnn'!

[Because that's a great tactic to make someone feel better, right?]

[stillhaswings]

[ He's still trying his best, though the napkin is just spreading the pudding around with his tears and whatever else Yancy was rolling in and making an even bigger mess -- ]

I.. I'm sorry...

[ Oh no, this isn't helping at all.... ]

[toothballs]

[Sana sees the lost looking little boy at the Ravenclaw table and rushes over to help him. When something weird like this is happing, you gotta find the people in need, right?]

Aww! Are you okay, honey?

[stillhaswings]

[ And the lost looking little boy just stares up at her for a moment - who is this girl, why are there so many people around?

When he does speak, he points to the pudding on the table. His English sounds slightly stilted with a distinctly German accent ]

T-tell Großmutter that it isn't my fault....

[toothballs]

[SUDDENLY, GERMAN BABY. Sana is pretty sure she understood, though!]

Grub mutter? Okay, I'll look for her!

[stillhaswings]

[ Noo, that's not what he said -- he grabs her sleeve and hangs on, looking a bit perturbed. ]

I thought he couldn't get any cuter and now he has Yuuki as a PB >3<

[toothballs]

[She was totally about to run around looking for this... grub mutter?? but now she looks down and notices that he seems uneasy.]

What's wrong now, little dude?

HAHA I couldn't think of anyone else ;w;

[stillhaswings]

It's not grub mutter! It's großmutter... my grandma!
She's going to shout at me...

/scoops him up 'A'

[toothballs]

Wait, why'd you bring your grandma to school with you?