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The Muggley Times
KILLINGS CONTINUE UNABATED
The Voldemort killer is still at large, and has penetrated the very heart of London. Ms. Diane Diehl was found dead in her Camden apartment today, with all signs pointing to a continuation of the serial murder spree that has been running rampant all this summer ( Read more... ) -
Newspaper + Daily prophet
MURDER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
In the early evening of July 26th, another body has been found, this time in London, near a broken telephone booth. Witnesses report that no one saw the perpetrators commit the horrific crime, but evidence shows that it is the work of the Voldemort Serial Killer.
Unforgivable crimes and curses
Laws not strict enough ( Read more... ) -
Newspaper + Daily Prophet
In the muggle papers:
MURDER SPREE SHOWING NO SIGNS OF STOPPING
July 19th, 2011Another man found dead on the streets of Leicester, found in a state similar to previous victims of the Voldemort murders. [...] Police across the country say they are working tirelessly to track down the killer (or killers) and put a stop to this senseless waste of ( Read more... ) -
Daily Prophet
MURDER IN BRISTOL
Terror ContinuesAnother grisly murder has happened again on the mid morning of July 17th in the city of Bristol. Details were kept tight the day of but facts have been uncovered about the victim, Mark Jenkins. Aurors report that Mr Jenkins' house was entered without setting off an protection charms, obviously work of Dark Wizards ( Read more... ) -
Newspaper + Daily Prophet Post
In the Muggle papers:
WOMAN FOUND DEAD IN NORTHAMPTON STREET
A woman was found dead in Northampton, East Midlands on July 10th in the sixth murder of the peculiar serial killings by the one going by the name Lord Voldemort. As with the previous murders, 31-year-old Darcy Lianne Mercer was discovered without any indication of how she died and ( Read more... ) -
THE DAILY WHEREVER
BIZARRE MURDERS CONTINUE UNHALTED
July 2nd
..."Same as before, not a mark on 'em. Same words, too."
Beware Lord Voldemort
"It's depraved. A whole family, just like that, not even the kids were left."
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July 5th...There didn't appear to be any sign of forced entry, "Almost as if the door was already unlocked. But that's mad; Agatha wouldn' ( Read more... ) -
The Daily Whatever
[For those of you who read the MUGGLE papers, you may have noticed the following article in today's edition.]
POLICE BAFFLED BY BIZARRE MURDER CASE
Police were called to the scene early this morning at a home in Harlow, Essex, but were shocked by what they found there ( Read more... ) -
DAILY PROPHET POST
ITALIAN FUGITIVE FAMILY UNCOVERED
Trial on Assassination Charges ContinuesThe high profile case of treason across wizarding borders has continued on for six days without an end currently in sight. Last month, the fugitive Capulet family was uncovered within the borders of the United Kingdom and earlier this week they were charged with treason ( Read more... ) -
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FOOLS! YOU CALL THIS SINGING?
BACK IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY, I WAS A FINE SINGER. I FIRST COMPOSED THIS SONG ONE SUNNY DAY IN JUNE.
OR PERHAPS IT WAS A RAINY DAY IN DECEMBER.
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DAILY PROPHET POST
Member of the Wizengamot pinpointed for attack on ministry; war continues
Former and Current Minister working in tandem to clean out the MinistryHarvey Dent has stepped down, but he is not forgotten. Despite the fact that the former Minister is in mourning and refusing public appearances, Dent has been assisting Minister West and has made it his ( Read more... )