twelfth; audio

[sortabeautiful]

... is this their idea of a joke?

[Guess who woke up in a cat girl costume this morning.]

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[audio]

[no_use_running]

[Ami is not just in catgirl costume, oh no no no. It's a catgirl maid. Fortunately the fetish outs itself in the theme, not the costume itself; it's actually modest. Double fortunately, Jacob can't see it.]

I think the Malnosso put everyone in costumes. If it's just that, it's not so bad, but doesn't it seem too easy?

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[sortabeautiful]

I saw that. I'm just wondering why they're sticking people in the most embarrassing outfits they can find.

[Le SIGH.] I'm hoping we don't end up in some kind of slasher.

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[no_use_running]

A slasher? Like a horror film?

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[sortabeautiful]

Yeah. Freddy or Jason would be just up their alley.

[Audio]

[soreplaceable]

[It could be worse, Jacob. I could always be worse. You could be dressed as a ballerina princess. Naturally, Ion made sure to angle the journal so that most of his body is out of the camera's view.]

If this is their idea of a joke, it's not a very funny one.

[Audio]

[sortabeautiful]

[Jake's managed to hold the journal so only his head is showing - and there's a cat-ear headband on his head, so even that is pretty embarrassing.]

That's their favorite kind of joke.

[Audio]

[soreplaceable]

I wonder how long we have to wait until the punchline...

[From what he's heard, past Halloweens have been more along the realms of terrifying than embarrassing. This might just be the beginning....]

[Audio]

[sortabeautiful]

I wish they'd just let us have a normal Halloween.

[voice]

[phasingly]

If you're talking about this whole Holloween thing, then yeah. It's probably supposed to be.

[voice]

[sortabeautiful]

Wouldn't doubt it. They switch from kidnapping us to dressing us up at the drop of a hat.

[voice]

[phasingly]

I think I'd definitely take the costumes over being kidnapped.

[voice]

[sortabeautiful]

Same here.

[Pfft.] But I just wasn't built for this kind of outfit..

[Voice]

[meteorical]

You weren't here for last Halloween, were you Jake?

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

Nope. December's going to be my anniversary.

[Voice]

[meteorical]

You sound so pleased about that. I can't believe you've been here that long though. [Granted, her anniversary's in January and it'll be two years, but she won't mention it.]

You missed the really cool stuff last year. This...this is nothing. Kind of weird, but it's not too bad.

[Voice]

[sortabeautiful]

Hey, if it weren't for this place I would have never got to meet you. [There's a glowing smile.] What was the big event last year?

[audio]

[thestrongestway]

If it is one, yours truly is so not laughing.

[True- all things considered Bon Clay's costume is much better than many other outfits. But this one has history that he is none too fond of, so he thinks himself entitled to be a bit on the pissy side.]

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[sortabeautiful]

Same here. Bet those jerks are getting a good laugh out of it though.

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[thestrongestway]

Because this is really the way to reward people for helping them fight their wars- force them into silly costumes! Couldn't even get me something good-looking, noo...

[audio]

[sortabeautiful]

[You're a mite strange looking, bud.]

They probably just never learned how to give out decent rewards. I wouldn't have minded a big screen TV.