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twelfth; audio

Oct 25, 2010 20:26

... is this their idea of a joke?

[Guess who woke up in a cat girl costume this morning.]

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[voice] phasingly October 26 2010, 00:37:20 UTC

If you're talking about this whole Holloween thing, then yeah. It's probably supposed to be.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 26 2010, 01:16:16 UTC

Wouldn't doubt it. They switch from kidnapping us to dressing us up at the drop of a hat.

[voice] phasingly October 26 2010, 01:39:31 UTC

I think I'd definitely take the costumes over being kidnapped.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 26 2010, 02:19:18 UTC

Same here.

[Pfft.] But I just wasn't built for this kind of outfit..

[voice] phasingly October 27 2010, 15:04:39 UTC

[When she finally catches sight of him on the journal's camera, she starts giggling.]

Is it sad I think this's the first time I've seen you with a shirt on?

[He might catch a glimpse of her wearing this costume in blue. While it's still a really bad joke, it isn't even close to as embarrassing as his.]

[voice] sortabeautiful October 27 2010, 15:26:10 UTC

[SIGH. Just. SIGH. He gives a lopsided smile.]

Shirts rip too easily for my tastes. [And suddenly he has an idea. But he'll try it later. Because giant wolves can't talk over the journals.] But I think I'm a bit too manly for this to look good.

[p-pfff. why are all his female friends in such outfits.] Not bad.

[voice] phasingly October 27 2010, 15:33:37 UTC

[She pouts at him with much exaggeration at the shirt ripping comment.] Poor baby. How ever do you live? [Yes, she's teasing.

Then she moves away from the journal for a better camera angle, modeling her costume with a twirl and a dancer's grace.] Really? You like it? I guess I could have had totally worse. [She grins at him again with an unspoken like yours.]

[voice] sortabeautiful October 27 2010, 15:40:46 UTC

It's a sad and lonely life being so shirtless. If I ever forget my shoes I'm not allowed in to most restaurants. [A siiigh.] But it helps that I don't feel too much cold.

[He just shrugs helplessly, but he's grinning.] The Malnosso must like my legs more than my chest. Perverts.

[voice] phasingly October 27 2010, 15:48:51 UTC

I thought you needed shirts and shoes for restaurants. [Then she cringes.] Ew, now I'm thinking of that weird blue old guy. Mega gross.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 27 2010, 15:54:32 UTC

Probably. Maybe I should invest in some new shirts. [Well. He has them. They're just a pain to put on and off between transformations.] Weird blue guy?

[voice] phasingly October 27 2010, 15:55:33 UTC

The Malnosso guy? He totally creeps me out.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 27 2010, 16:04:15 UTC

Why would tha... [... cannot get the image of a shirtless and shoeless Bil out of his head.] Gross.

But no kidding.

[voice] phasingly October 27 2010, 16:07:45 UTC

Yeah, see!? [Jacob was joking about the Malnosso being perverts, and Bil's the only Malnosso she's seen, so ew. She just has to laugh for lack of a better reaction.]

Why are so many guys dressed up like girls around here, anyways?

[voice] sortabeautiful October 27 2010, 16:13:40 UTC

[This is suddenly putting them monitoring through the journals into an entirely different perspective.] Well, he's just a teeny old guy. He's not too much of a threat.

I guess the Malnosso are just into that. Maybe some are by choice, but me? I'd really like my pants back.

[voice] phasingly October 27 2010, 16:16:19 UTC

What happens if you like, wear something over your costume? I know you can't take it off, but maybe that would work.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 28 2010, 03:30:23 UTC

Good idea.

I'll be right back.

[And he's off to try pants!]

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