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[sonny_delight]

[Static. The picture is still coming into focus, but you can hear the drumming of long nails. Finally a woman comes into clarity, cigarette still clenched between her red lips in concentration as she fiddles with the volume on the PCD. Once satisfied she backs off, leaning into the camera like the juiciest confessional.]

No, wait. Don't tell me. [

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[painhumbles]

Oh good. We needed another Alpha Bitch. We haven't met quota yet.

[sonny_delight]

Did someone steal your tampons? Look, my condolences, but there's really nothing I can do for you. I'm fresh outta Midol, Stay-Puft.

[painhumbles]

In that case, Morpheus isn't home right now. Please leave a message at the sound of anyone giving three shits.

[sonny_delight]

What about two shits? At the sound of half a shit, can I get out the tin cans and string? I swear they're tucked in my bra somewhere.

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[checkmychainyo]

[...He already dislikes this woman. She seems really immoral.]

You've arrived in Adstringendum, and you won't find an information kiosk.

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[sonny_delight]

No welcome desk, no helpful tour or guest services? Jesus, you can't get good help anymore.

Compression, huh? That's fascinating. Did the Great Old Ones get bored and start smushing worlds together like action figures?

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[checkmychainyo]

You'll find many here are willing to give you help if you need it.

I don't know who the 'Great Old Ones' are, but you can blame the Animus for your being here.

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[sonny_delight]

The Animus is the worst boy band name I've ever heard. F minus minus for creativity.

Oh, so it's a team-building everybody works together kind of game? I can dig it.

[genkireaper]

I didn't understand a lot of the things you said, and your offers of trade are rather crude, but you'll find that there isn't much a steady supply of any sort of luxury around here.

[sonny_delight]

Yeah, the whole post-Apocalyptic wasteland thing was a great clue. But, fine. Kill my dreams.

Maybe I still believe in the tobacco fairy. Did you ever think of that?

[Video] /derps

[genkireaper]

Sorry...

Actually, while there are fairies that are associated with flora and sometimes specific flowers, there isn't a species dedicated to tobacco in particular. There are fairies, though, and you might come across a few kinds while here.

[Video] lmfao

[sonny_delight]

[Blink. Blink.

Laughing the fuck into her cigarette, oh christ.]

Fairies, really. But we're not even in San Francisco! This must be a pretty magical fuckin' city.

[huntressrip]

[Well that was far from the usual new arrival post. So much so that Rip's rather curious.]

Far az I know, zhere is no steady zupply of cigarettes.

[sonny_delight]

Well fuck me sideways.

I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

[huntressrip]

[Snort]

It vould look zhat vay. Velcome to one of zhe vorse places to haf an addiction.

[sonny_delight]

Could be worse. You should try kicking opium or World of Warcraft. Only one of those destroys 99% of all sad marriages it touches.

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[unreadability]

Such language... Surely you are not proud to be speaking like a cheap street girl?

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[sonny_delight]

Excuse you, I'm a very expensive street girl. Only the best for my hungry customers.