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001; video

Jul 20, 2011 13:56

[Static. The picture is still coming into focus, but you can hear the drumming of long nails. Finally a woman comes into clarity, cigarette still clenched between her red lips in concentration as she fiddles with the volume on the PCD. Once satisfied she backs off, leaning into the camera like the juiciest confessional.]

No, wait. Don't tell me. [ ( Read more... )

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painhumbles July 20 2011, 18:20:11 UTC

Oh good. We needed another Alpha Bitch. We haven't met quota yet.

sonny_delight July 20 2011, 18:25:06 UTC

Did someone steal your tampons? Look, my condolences, but there's really nothing I can do for you. I'm fresh outta Midol, Stay-Puft.

painhumbles July 20 2011, 18:30:08 UTC

In that case, Morpheus isn't home right now. Please leave a message at the sound of anyone giving three shits.

sonny_delight July 20 2011, 18:31:09 UTC

What about two shits? At the sound of half a shit, can I get out the tin cans and string? I swear they're tucked in my bra somewhere.

painhumbles July 20 2011, 18:33:23 UTC

You think on your feet. That's a good sign.

sonny_delight July 20 2011, 18:35:14 UTC

I'm guessing that'll be handy-dandy around these Animus people.

When do we start putting the lotion on our skin? Just, you know, so I have some idea of the timeline of captivity here.

painhumbles July 20 2011, 19:37:13 UTC

You're getting ahead of yourself. They're still on "watching your family from the bushes before they kill your dog, screw your mom, and break all the mirrors."

sonny_delight July 20 2011, 19:48:28 UTC

...All the mirrors?

painhumbles July 20 2011, 19:49:59 UTC

Every mirror.

sonny_delight July 20 2011, 20:00:04 UTC

FUCK. That changes everything.

painhumbles July 20 2011, 20:02:46 UTC

It gets worse. The Phantom of the Opera's here- I'm pretty sure he's depressed as hell about it.

i can't even /chokes sonny_delight July 20 2011, 20:05:22 UTC

Fuck.

...He's there.

Inside my mind.

/DYING painhumbles July 20 2011, 20:08:29 UTC

Nope. Just across the street. You're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice.

[This is like a contest to see who can be the most nonsensical.]

alskjhfgh sonny_delight July 20 2011, 20:11:35 UTC

Oh. I guess that's fine, unless he blares his fucking music in the night. Every time a sunburn victim commits sound pollution, an angels loses its wings.

[And the most deadpan. This is the best welcome fucking ever, and this pudgy weirdo sort of reminds her of Belial. Both good and bad, that.]

painhumbles July 20 2011, 20:18:30 UTC

So long as they're not my wings.

sonny_delight July 20 2011, 20:21:18 UTC

Oh, one of those. [She's thoroughly convinced that there's some hardcore brain-rape at work in this city, and is counting down to when it hits her, too. From the back-reading she did- well. Angels aren't possibly capable of that kind of stupid. She's met Gabriel, and this sure as shit isn't it. Maybe they're all from one world, and being brain-raped into thinking different things as some complex social experiment. Assuming this bite-sized helpless loser is an archangel is just stupid.]

Sorry, I don't do delusions of grandeur with my welcome wagons. It kinda goes down bitter, you know?

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