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[sonny_delight]

[Static. The picture is still coming into focus, but you can hear the drumming of long nails. Finally a woman comes into clarity, cigarette still clenched between her red lips in concentration as she fiddles with the volume on the PCD. Once satisfied she backs off, leaning into the camera like the juiciest confessional.]

No, wait. Don't tell me. [

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[huntressrip]

[Well that was far from the usual new arrival post. So much so that Rip's rather curious.]

Far az I know, zhere is no steady zupply of cigarettes.

[sonny_delight]

Well fuck me sideways.

I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

[huntressrip]

[Snort]

It vould look zhat vay. Velcome to one of zhe vorse places to haf an addiction.

[sonny_delight]

Could be worse. You should try kicking opium or World of Warcraft. Only one of those destroys 99% of all sad marriages it touches.

[huntressrip]

....Vorld of Varcraft? Vat is zhat?

[sonny_delight]

Where acne goes to live and dreams go to die.

[huntressrip]

.....

[She just tilts her head to the side and raises an eyebrow.]

I don't zhink I quite follow. Dreams die ven you kill zhe person hafing zhem un zhen it's just fun making zhem scream before hand!

[sonny_delight]

Oh, honey. [She is gonna like you. You'll be fun to play with.] Watch yourself before the men in white coats come. You in danger, gurl.

[huntressrip]

[Now that makes her laugh.]

Vat makes you zhink zhey haven't already tried? Zhe screams zhey make are delicious.

[sonny_delight]

If they find a kid duct taped in the woods a month from now, I'm blaming you first.

[huntressrip]

Only blame me if zhere iz bloodshed, dismemberment und gunshots involved.

[sonny_delight]

Can I get that in writing? Some of us are trying to be good citizens here.

[huntressrip]

Good lick vith zhat~.