c'mon guys, join the madness

[soleil_et_pluie]

TIME FOR LAME MEMES C'MON CHEER WITH ME :D

.Naruto: Answer the Following Shipping Questions.

One True Pairing Ship: ita/shi
Canon Ship: minato/kushina ♥, kakashi/naruto (lol IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, COUGH 3rd MOVIE COUGH)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: jiraiya/naruto, orochimaru/anyone, madara/sasuke, sasuke/sakura
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[emanga]

Q: Can I answer these even though I wasn't tagged, or would you have to stab me for breaking basic meme rules? xD;;

[soleil_et_pluie]

Of course, aaack I meant to tag you! I'm so sorry if I didn't! ♥ ♥ ♥ plz forgive my html fail.

[emanga]

Oh, coolio! Let's see...
One True Pairing Ship: ItaShi FTW!
Canon Ship: ItaShi or NaruSasu-I BELIEVE~~
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: SasuSaku (makes no sense), NaruHina (makes almost as little sense).
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: MadaItaShiMada. AND YET I STILL READ IT. *fail*
"I dabble a little" Ship: ShiAnko. C'mon, you have to admit they're kinda cute.. Oh, and TsuTen.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Again, ShiIta or SasuNaru...or MadaHashi, now that I think about it..
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: ItaHina (if Raikiri Daiquiri keeps it up, though, this is subject to change xD).
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: TayuHida, SasuTen, SasuPakkun...umm, I'll read almost anything pairings-wise. xD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: IruKa. SakuraxANYBODY in the Akatsuki (blegh).
"When all is said and done" Ship: NaruSasu. And ItaShi in, like, the afterlife or something. ^^;

[soleil_et_pluie]

SasuSaku (makes no sense), NaruHina (makes almost as little sense). Yes indeed. >_+

Shi/Anko, there's a new one! do you actually have a rec for this...? I am so curious.

Canon Ship: ItaShi or NaruSasu-I BELIEVE~~ Aww c'mon guys Ita/Shi is not canon, though it may be the OTP of an inordinate number of people on my flist XD (though I started this terrible trend with the kaka/naru business)

MadaItaShiMada. AND YET I STILL READ IT. Of course you do, obnoxiously talented people in this subfandom write it :P

TayuHida, SasuTen, SasuPakkun w-wow girl, you weren't kidding. Lolforever. Tayu/Hidan, I would never even have thought of that. With a cast as large as Naruto, though. wow. XD

lol i love how nearly everyone who answered this meme with me was like BLEGH KAKA/IRU. It just fills me with glee.

[soleil_et_pluie]

aaaand do youuuu wanna answer the meme, bb? ;) hint hint nudge nudge wink wink.

Oh gosh. Almost. I am actually a complete sap for the sweeping romance, but that's hard given we're starting from naruto, being that it is a shounen manga x3 We get around this by pretending that Itachi and Shisui were heartfelt lovers, and not murderer and... murder-ee? xD
but yes i take an unfortunate order of DOOM with my pairings, too >___>;

[ronsard]

I've been trying to reduce my journal's meme quota, THIS ISN'T HELPFUL. Well guess I'll do it here. But first:

>>kakashi/naruto: THAT'S NOT CANON. I love it but it being canon will break my heart because I consider both Kakashi and Naruto total sluts highly shippable, and therefore they cannot be exclusive.

>>jiraiya/naruto, orochimaru/anyone: Um, yeah >.> I've actually done JiraiNaru, for some reason I think it's one of the best stories I've ever written. And why doesn't Oro-jiisan get any love? :( JiraiOro is practically NaruSasu with less stupidity.

>>madara/kyuubi: only possible with sexy femme!kyuubi. yum.

>>kakashi/shisui: WHY DOESN'T THIS MAKE SENSE? IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN.

I've done this meme at least twice in the past but the most recent was two years ago, so.One True Pairing Ship: Pffftt, because it's not totally obvious. Itachi/Shisui. (Oh weird, the last time I did this it was KisaIta, and ItaShi was the not-sold-yet ship. GUESS IT'S SOLD NOW.)

Canon Ship: Shikamaru/Temari is close enough to count. I can't bring

[ronsard]

BOO YEAH. Kakashi is totally meant for polygamous behavior anyway. I think I wrote a fic several years ago where he was with Yamato but then they had a threesome with Sakura, who was in a relationship with Sasuke and Naruto. THAT'S A FIVESOME WAITING TO HAPPEN.

Where is this porn you speak of?! I demand linkage.

[nthcoincident]

I LOVE LAME MEMES YAY LET'S GO

hmm...

One True Pairing Ship: ITACHI/SHISUI aaaaand Hashirama/Madara is a close second. Great hair, tragedies, and Mangekyou BS all around.

Canon Ship: Hashirama/Madara Pein/Konan! AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT CANON KAKANARU?

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ...Naruto/Sakura. I like it in fanon, but it makes me D8 in canon because of how utterly insufferable she acts whenever she, uh, has lines.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: I SHIP MADA/SHI REALLY I DO Kakuzu/any sentient being? I mean...what?

"I dabble a little" Ship: Itachi/Konan!

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Madara/ANYONE EVER. Alternatively, Madara/himself. Hotness, power issues, bad hair days.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Kakashi/Obito. They're awkward friends, okay? It's HELLA WEIRD :/

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: ...sorry, Itachi/Hinata, and for that matter, Itachi/Hinata/Shisui, but you make no sense

[soleil_et_pluie]

Itachi/Konan, huh. o_O


Canon kaka/naru, or at least, they joke about it. Which is as good as canon imho

AT LEAST YOU RECOGNIZE MADARA IS A CAR CRASH. A BURNING CAR CRASH WITH GASOLINE POURED ALL OVER IT.

Sadly, all this time in fandom and I'm still horribly ambivalent on Madara/Itachi. it depends on the day how i feel about it :/ it doesn't help that they have such a weird fucked-up connection in canon.

ALSO, YOU ALREADY CONVERTED ME TO ITA/SHI/HINA, CAN'T WE LEAVE IT AT THAT? I don't need Mada/Ita/Shi invading my brain, and if it does, I'm blaming you.

Hilariously, (if you've watched the 3rd shippuden movie) most of Konoha literally implies that they know about Obito, and think Kakashi was flamingly gay for him/madly in love with him. THEY ACTUALLY DO THIS.

Kakashi/anyone and...um...Sasuke/Naruto, sadly. Oh baby, you're so weird, I adore you still :D

itachi/shisui: *FISTBUMP INDEED* our OTP is the best u_u

[ronsard]

most of Konoha literally implies that they know about Obito, and think Kakashi was flamingly gay for him/madly in love with him

Of course they know about Obito. It's not like Kakashi goes to his grave the memorial cenotaph every day and mourns him passionately or anything~

[soleil_et_pluie]

it's the "and was flamingly gay for him" part that surprises me i guess. :D they use it in the movie when kakashi says, "you're just like him," to Naruto, a totally innocuous comment unless all of Konoha thinks Kakashi was obviously gay for Obito, and now Naruto. And then they all go, "Oh, how cute, Naruto, Kakashi, you guys are a couple!!" *__*

[theirempires]

One True Pairing Ship: Itachi/Shisui, of course! But to be honest, I'm still pretty into Sasuke/Naruto since it's the pairing that I started fandom with. Besides, they are meant to go running into the sunset at the end, srsly.
Canon Ship: I honestly don't have one, although this ---> kakashi/naruto (lol IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, COUGH 3rd MOVIE COUGH) THAT WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE, SRSLY. Hmmm, does Kakashi/Obito count? :P
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: (I know you don't like jiraiya/naruto but I actually really liked Mai's Swallowed A Fly with this pairing, so I would definitely rec that if you haven't read it yet. :D) I myself would choose Gai/anyone -- I love him, but he's got to reign in his enthusiasm a little before I can imagine him being in a real relationship, Kakashi/Iruka, Deidara/Sakura or any other ridiculous pairing of that sort.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Uh, anything with Madara, hands down. Also, Orochimaru/almost-anyone-but-especially-Sasuke, guh. He's

[nthcoincident]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE THIRD SHIPPUDEN MOVIE? WHAT HAPPENED? I AM SAD AND NEED CAPS.

[ronsard]

I have seen it either (the anime is bane of my existence), but this is a good post for info pretty screencaps *__*

But seriously, this movie is full of gay. KakaNaru is just the most obvious one.

[theirempires]

THE ENDING IS INCREDIBLE IN THIS ONE. For a second I thought that my imagination was just supplying my mind with shippy thoughts, but WHAT WAS HAPPENING WAS ACTUALLY REAL. And of course, the ending is left open for so much ~speculation, srsly. :D