c'mon guys, join the madness

[soleil_et_pluie]

TIME FOR LAME MEMES C'MON CHEER WITH ME :D

.Naruto: Answer the Following Shipping Questions.

One True Pairing Ship: ita/shi
Canon Ship: minato/kushina ♥, kakashi/naruto (lol IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, COUGH 3rd MOVIE COUGH)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: jiraiya/naruto, orochimaru/anyone, madara/sasuke, sasuke/sakura
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: madara/shisui
"I dabble a little" Ship: shikamaru/temari, sasuke/suigetsu
"It's like a car crash" Ship: hashirama/madara, ita/shi, kakashi/sasuke
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: kakashi/yamato, madara/kyuubi
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: kakashi/shisui, it's just too hot to handle :P
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: KakaIru
"When all is said and done" Ship: ita/shi, sasu/naru

now that i've sufficiently embarrassed myself, you all may MOCK AWAY AT MY OTPs. :DDD
.....and now you guys try it! tagging:
ronsard, nthcoincident, prettypriestess, sirona_gs, pochibubblytea, theirempires, emanga.

y'all can totally post a reply in the comments, if you don't want to make a whole bloody post about it, I'm just curious about the answers :3