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[soleil_et_pluie]

TIME FOR LAME MEMES C'MON CHEER WITH ME :D

.Naruto: Answer the Following Shipping Questions.

One True Pairing Ship: ita/shi
Canon Ship: minato/kushina ♥, kakashi/naruto (lol IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, COUGH 3rd MOVIE COUGH)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: jiraiya/naruto, orochimaru/anyone, madara/sasuke, sasuke/sakura
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Excellent, a meme I've yet to see! /rubs hands together

[sirona_gs]

One True Pairing Ship: Naru/Sasu 4evar
Canon Ship: Minato/Kushina, Asuma/Kurenai, KakaIru (You lot may not see it, but this is as canon as a gay ship ever will be in Naruto. Just pay attention to Kishi drawing them together and closer than necessary absolutely everywhere!)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Naruto/Hinata; Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Sakura.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Jiraiya/Naruto; Jiraiya/Orochimaru; Orochimaru/Sasuke; Kakashi/Naruto; Iruka/Naruto; Minato/Kakashi
"I dabble a little" Ship: Sakura/Sai; Sakura/Lee; Neji/Gaara; Lee/Gaara
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Kakashi/Sasuke; Gai/Lee; Kakashi/Gai; Itachi/Kisame; Orochimaru/Kabuto
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Shikamaru/Temari; Shikamaru/Ino
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Killer Bee/Ino
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Naruto/Hinata; SasuSaku; Kakashi/Yamato
"When all is said and done" Ship: Naru/Sasu/Naru; Sakura/Sai; Kakashi/Iruka

Re: Excellent, a meme I've yet to see! /rubs hands together

[soleil_et_pluie]

THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING, AND I'M SORRY FOR LATE RESPONSE. ;_; ilu. ♥

re: kakairu- lol you are right I don't see it, but to each his own. :D

What, pray tell, is wrong with naruto/hinata and kakashi/naruto? XD Though blegh Iruka/Naruto, on that i agree.

Killer Bee/Ino ahahahahaha. awesome. Wacky, though.

Re: Excellent, a meme I've yet to see! /rubs hands together

[sirona_gs]

Meh, Naruto/Hinata is just not for me, I guess. It's the whole 'Oh, I love you Naruto-kun!' thing, and then she just steps aside, even after she saved his life from Pain? She's all blushing virgin and stuff, and that's never been an attractive look for me.

Kakashi/Naruto -- I suppose I have the same reaction to that as I do to Iruka/Naruto. It's all -- wrong, or something. I've never been big on the teacher falling for his student thing, especially if there's a big age gap between them -- it makes me a little uncomfortable. I guess that's why I can't ship Kakashi/Sakura, either.

Killer Bee/Ino I actually saw implied in a fic somewhere, I can't remember, and I thought -- ooh, that sounds like a cool and interesting combination! So there! XP

Re: Excellent, a meme I've yet to see! /rubs hands together

[prettypriestess]

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Killer Bee/Ino lolwhut. okay, now I'm curious. You've gotta link me something. Or something.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Kakashi/Yamato I'm sorry, we can't be friends any more. >:/

[prettypriestess]

I already have a shipping meme at my journal. That's why I'm doing this here. >________>

One True Pairing Ship: lol, SASUNARU. like anyone has to ask any more. >______>
Canon Ship: SasuNaru Kushina/Minato! And, um, I think Jiraiya/Tsunade counts for that moment they had in the sunset before--*sniffle*
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hinata/Naruto. >:/ She totally fucked herself over post-Pain arc. If Naruto had even looked at her--or if she'd even tried to talk to him-- SasuSaku, too. Because bleargh.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Jiraiya/Naruto. Also, Madara/Kyuubi. I'm sure there are more in this meme.
"I dabble a little" Ship: Gaara/Naruto, Kakashi/Yamato, Sakura/Karin, Sai/Sakura
"It's like a car crash" Ship: m-most of them. >.> (Naruto/Sasuke, depending on the fic/canon, Sakura/Karin most of the time, Sai/Anyone as long as it involves feelings beyond sex, etc, etc)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Hinata/Sasuke. I think I'd like it more if I didn't ship Sasuke with Naruto so hard. I'd

[soleil_et_pluie]

b-because NARUTO IGNORED HER. Or perhaps is blind, deaf and dumb to anything or anybody that isn't Saucegay. >_+
sasu/saku= blergh.

Sai/Sasuke = SO AWKWARD. SO UNBELIEVABLY AWKWARD. I don't think i could deal with that much emotional fuckery :3

Sakura/Karin Why not? Hilarious, given they both have tempers like ferrets on LSD. Also, I really wanna see what happens to her in interrogation, given that she's in Konoha now, after Sasuke punctured her chest so kindly.

I could go on at length on how I think Itachi/Shisui works, but I'll spare you the pain. ^-^b

[prettypriestess]

Or perhaps is blind, deaf and dumb to anything or anybody that isn't Saucegay. that was my first guess. :/

but the awkwardness is what makes Sai/Sasuke an excellent idea! It is my secret other OTP.

Yeah--impaling a teammate is a dick move, Sasuke. BUT SAKURA WILL BE THERE FOR KARIN. She can heal her with the power of awesome lesbian sex or, y'know, but healing her with her chakra magic (which is a process that appears to consist entirely of grabbing Karin's chest and making her hands glow. I'm okay with that.)

XD canon doesn't give much for Ita/Shi, but you and ronsard really took it and ran with it, didn't you? (and I'm so glad. <3 there aren't nearly enough odd ships with decent followings.)

[soleil_et_pluie]

Your secret OTP happens to be one of the only pairings in Naruto ever to have been illustrated as slash by Kishimoto. I think you know what i'm talking about..? Konohamaru's henge. It's pretty flipping stellar.

the power of awesome lesbian sex : right on...? :D

Ahahahahahaha ♥♥ actually no, I jumped on a strange bandwagon that already existed, though still was very new- ronsard did indeed start it, but nthcoincident helped a metric fuckton. I was actually confused at first when I discovered the Ita/Shi fandom as to which of them actually had the Shisui brainchild. x3