c'mon guys, join the madness

[soleil_et_pluie]

TIME FOR LAME MEMES C'MON CHEER WITH ME :D

.Naruto: Answer the Following Shipping Questions.

One True Pairing Ship: ita/shi
Canon Ship: minato/kushina ♥, kakashi/naruto (lol IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, COUGH 3rd MOVIE COUGH)
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: jiraiya/naruto, orochimaru/anyone, madara/sasuke, sasuke/sakura
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[nthcoincident]

I LOVE LAME MEMES YAY LET'S GO

hmm...

One True Pairing Ship: ITACHI/SHISUI aaaaand Hashirama/Madara is a close second. Great hair, tragedies, and Mangekyou BS all around.

Canon Ship: Hashirama/Madara Pein/Konan! AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT CANON KAKANARU?

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ...Naruto/Sakura. I like it in fanon, but it makes me D8 in canon because of how utterly insufferable she acts whenever she, uh, has lines.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: I SHIP MADA/SHI REALLY I DO Kakuzu/any sentient being? I mean...what?

"I dabble a little" Ship: Itachi/Konan!

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Madara/ANYONE EVER. Alternatively, Madara/himself. Hotness, power issues, bad hair days.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Kakashi/Obito. They're awkward friends, okay? It's HELLA WEIRD :/

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: ...sorry, Itachi/Hinata, and for that matter, Itachi/Hinata/Shisui, but you make no sense

[soleil_et_pluie]

Itachi/Konan, huh. o_O


Canon kaka/naru, or at least, they joke about it. Which is as good as canon imho

AT LEAST YOU RECOGNIZE MADARA IS A CAR CRASH. A BURNING CAR CRASH WITH GASOLINE POURED ALL OVER IT.

Sadly, all this time in fandom and I'm still horribly ambivalent on Madara/Itachi. it depends on the day how i feel about it :/ it doesn't help that they have such a weird fucked-up connection in canon.

ALSO, YOU ALREADY CONVERTED ME TO ITA/SHI/HINA, CAN'T WE LEAVE IT AT THAT? I don't need Mada/Ita/Shi invading my brain, and if it does, I'm blaming you.

Hilariously, (if you've watched the 3rd shippuden movie) most of Konoha literally implies that they know about Obito, and think Kakashi was flamingly gay for him/madly in love with him. THEY ACTUALLY DO THIS.

Kakashi/anyone and...um...Sasuke/Naruto, sadly. Oh baby, you're so weird, I adore you still :D

itachi/shisui: *FISTBUMP INDEED* our OTP is the best u_u

[ronsard]

most of Konoha literally implies that they know about Obito, and think Kakashi was flamingly gay for him/madly in love with him

Of course they know about Obito. It's not like Kakashi goes to his grave the memorial cenotaph every day and mourns him passionately or anything~

[soleil_et_pluie]

it's the "and was flamingly gay for him" part that surprises me i guess. :D they use it in the movie when kakashi says, "you're just like him," to Naruto, a totally innocuous comment unless all of Konoha thinks Kakashi was obviously gay for Obito, and now Naruto. And then they all go, "Oh, how cute, Naruto, Kakashi, you guys are a couple!!" *__*

[nthcoincident]

She would so be his kind of lady. She's elegant and skilled, and her hair color would look good on any sharingan babies. Also, she is sort of Mikoto-like. However, this does not jibe well with my personal theory that Pein and Konan secretly adopted Itachi like Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head and those green aliens in Toy Story...do you...know what I'm talking about? I'm going to, uh, stop.

I love the concept of Madara/Itachi, but hate the execution in 99% of fics. This, is my favorite--Madara's voice is PERFECT *_*

Mada/Ita/Shi/Hina perhaps? One never knows. I need to think up a plot for this story now, just to see if it can be done. ofisjdosijs. HOW ABOUT...okay no, I got nothing.

Kakashi/Obito just seems like it could only work as something horrifically baggage-laden and guilt-ridden blah blah blah, like Itachi/Shisui with the carefree mutual friendship taken out. All this talk of the Third shippuden movie is horrifying me. THAT SHIT IS NOT CANON, OKAY, IT'S LIKE THAT FILLER WHERE THEY HAD STAR HEADBANDS OR...WHATEVER.

[soleil_et_pluie]

I like how you are taking into account sharingan babies. AWWW JUST LIKE TOY STORY, YES, WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. THE SAME SENTENCE PERHAPS. egl;jwg poor Itachi would have been so confused when he first joined Akatsuki ;;___;;

YES YES, THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO. *___* it almost converts me; Madara comes off as convincingly mysterious and obtuse, which is how i think he should be, erudite and obfuscating.

Kakashi/Obito... oh, the angst. It would never end.

I hate to say this, given that 99% of the naruto anime is flaming crap, but the 3rd movie is actually good. ._.; i can send it to you as a megaupload file if you want.