Fuck my actual life.

Lily, take Harry and run ... it's hi-

Fucking hell.

My New Years resolution is to work on my gaydar.

Ron. Seriously. Did you know? Because I didn't know.

I bet Hermione knew.

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to meee
Happy Birthday to the boy who saved the world EIGHT MILLION TIMES and didn't even get a shiny hat
Happy Birthday to me!

Sirius, I need you to help me with something.

I need you to get James's diary and bring it to the library tonight with yours. I'll explain when you get here.

Found a hole in the wall. Am leaving.

No idea what's going on. As per usual, you lot are talking in Ewok at each other.

Soooo, fuck this. I'm off.

I draw the line at wearing cocktail sausages. I am jewish, dontchaknow.

Arseholes.

xxxxxx

Mr. Potter and Miss. Evans.
We finally meet.
Do take a seat on the clump of my inferni you've managed to disco to death.
I'd like you to be comfortable when I kill you.

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