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[ihaveweeprongs]

My New Years resolution is to work on my gaydar.

Ron. Seriously. Did you know? Because I didn't know.

I bet Hermione knew.

Comments

[carrotwang]

DID I KNOW?

Mate, I was the one that found that dodgy note from Grindlewhatsit in the first place. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FORGET EVER SINCE.

[ihaveweeprongs]

OKAY DON'T SHOUT I'M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

Wait, you never told me about that!

[carrotwang]

HOW DO YOU- oh sorry mate. How do you think the whole thing got started anyway? One minute I'm digging through all these papers, the next minute I'm reading about how much Grindlewald wants to put one up Dumbledore.

We should have seen it coming mate, he was pretty flamboyant.

[ihaveweeprongs]

One what?

Yeah, well, lots of wizards wear purple. He did look like a giant walking dildo though, you're right.

[fuzzblood]

You didn't know?!!
And here is me under the misconception that homosexuals had a notoriously good gaydar!!!

[ihaveweeprongs]

Yeah well, there are--Wait! I'm not a homosexual! Shut up, Hermione. Your face is a homosexual.

[fuzzblood]

My face is perfectly hetrosexual!!

[fuzzblood]

I mean heterosexual!!!!