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Your skills are no match for my ninja training...
As I creep across the roof top, searching for my prey, I hear a feint rustling of cloth beneath me. I approach the lip, and crouch down to get a better view of my adversary below me in the alley way. I prepare myself. I focus my chi. I am NINJA! Body coiled like a snake prepared to strike, I maneuver! Out and forward I go into a front flip ( Read more... ) -
New levels of wtf!
So, we were going to make chicken fettuccine for dinner the other day but I forgot the broccoli and had to run to the store. The following is the dialog between myself and the cashier. I swear to god I'm not exaggerating any of this ( Read more... ) -
Lost and Found.
Found boobs on my camera. If anyone has lost them and can accurately describe shape and cup size, please send return requests immediately. Have a nice day!
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