Praying that the First Paragraph Doesn't Scare 'Nathan & Dan Away:

[smoness]

Lately (and I completely blame stress for this), I've been eating a lot of random crap food.  Like a pregnant chick who just took one too many bong hits.  Last night I was craving ice cream so bad that I was willing to attempt eating from a pint of Ben and Jerry's that had been in our freezer since the conception of Jesus.  There was more ice and

Comments

[rhondarubin]

For just the tiniest of moments, I thought you'd arranged the blueberries into a smiley face. I definitely need more coffee.

[smoness]

Nope... no OCDs there. Just the Frosted Miniwheats. ;)

[timothyjlambert]

I thought the same thing.

What a good breakfast!

[smoness]

As much as I love oatmeal, I don't eat it nearly enough. Gonna get on that. :)

[smoness]

1. Well besides the junk food, you can rest assured that we'll have some amazing food stuffs in the house while you're here. Still... you and I can dip our Doritos in whipped cream while Rhonda and 'Nathan look on with terror. ;)
2. Or a completely terrifying one.
3. Mmmmm... Pizza....
(damn you!)

*I am bouncy just about every day for you boys to get here. So. Excited.

[scottynola]

I'd be more afraid of the possessed and possibly murderous coffee maker than the science experiments in the fridge.

And I, too, thought it was a pizza.

[scottynola]

Oh, wait. I've never BEEN to RubinSmo Manor! A snubbing I hadn't even noted!

Sigh. Because there are so many....first the wedding, then the no-help-with-camera....