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Photo Friday, Number 97. Theme: Ride.


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The warning on my bag of almonds cracks me up. It reads, Allergy Advice: Contains almonds. Somebody is too stupid to live.

Last Tuesday I picked up Hanley and decided to do something different. Instead of taking her home or going to the playground, we went to Agora for coffee. I ordered a mocha for myself and a double espresso for Hanley. Just kidding. She got an orange juice and a banana. We found a table upstairs and Hanley asked me a million questions. Actually ( Read more... )

Back in my NYC days, in the mid 1990s, I answered an ad in Backstage in which a songwriter was looking for a singer for a demo recording. There was no pay, but the singer would get a copy of the demo and a credit on the recording. I thought, Why not? I'll meet people, get my name out there, and get a demo tape out of it. What a great stepping ( Read more... )

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Photo Friday, Number 96. Theme: Mother Nature.


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Hanley has an agenda. Like her mother, she's kind of Type A and an agenda makes her happy. Yesterday, I made the mistake of absentmindedly saying, "Give me a minute, Hanley. I need to let Lloyd outside before you and Daddy go to the doctor." "Doctor?" Hanley pondered. "Yes," I said. (Not "yeah." We're making a conscious effort to say "yes" ( Read more... )

Although I love "Ages of You" by REM, it was actually the song that followed it--the driving, yearning pulse of "Bushfire" by the B-52's--that got me out of bed this morning.