Praying that the First Paragraph Doesn't Scare 'Nathan & Dan Away:

[smoness]

Lately (and I completely blame stress for this), I've been eating a lot of random crap food.  Like a pregnant chick who just took one too many bong hits.  Last night I was craving ice cream so bad that I was willing to attempt eating from a pint of Ben and Jerry's that had been in our freezer since the conception of Jesus.  There was more ice and

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[smoness]

1. Well besides the junk food, you can rest assured that we'll have some amazing food stuffs in the house while you're here. Still... you and I can dip our Doritos in whipped cream while Rhonda and 'Nathan look on with terror. ;)
2. Or a completely terrifying one.
3. Mmmmm... Pizza....
(damn you!)

*I am bouncy just about every day for you boys to get here. So. Excited.

[scottynola]

I'd be more afraid of the possessed and possibly murderous coffee maker than the science experiments in the fridge.

And I, too, thought it was a pizza.

[scottynola]

Oh, wait. I've never BEEN to RubinSmo Manor! A snubbing I hadn't even noted!

Sigh. Because there are so many....first the wedding, then the no-help-with-camera....

[rhondarubin]

Oh, wait. I've never BEEN to RubinSmo Manor! A snubbing I hadn't even noted!

We come to you, and you call that a snubbing? I mean, as IF we could rip you from the vortex known as The Compound.

[anonymous]

Greg THE RHONDA got you on that one :)

[scottynola]

Well played, madam! I bow to you, O great THE RHONDA.

[smoness]

That's RIGHT! You tell 'em, baby!

[smoness]

You sure you're not Jewish?

[scottynola]

Forty YEARS we wandered in the desert...