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[smokesordie]

Hey, uh. Yeah.

Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm or anything, O' Secret Admirer. But there really is an easier better way of getting me out of my pants. And what's with all this other stuff? Do I really gotta do all that shit? That's too much work

Comments

[kleptomonkey]

Did everyone get the trouser gnome map?

[smokesordie]

I guess. Any word on if you actually get something for the pants sacrifice?

[kleptomonkey]

We better, or someone's gonna end up owing me a pair of shorts!

[smokesordie]

Wait. You're actually gonna do it?

[redhead_rabbit]

Pants? I got one about dragons.

[smokesordie]

That whole "save the princess" crap people were talking about?

[redhead_rabbit]

Yeah that one. I think I'll pass on the whole fightin' dragons business.

[smokesordie]

Yeah, seriously. Fuck that.

It seems like things here usually end up shitty anyway, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same with the "treasure".

[fewterer]

Everyone got one.

Television?

[smokesordie]

I know. That trouser gnome's a promiscuous bastard.

Yes, television.

[smokesordie]

And wait. Where the fuck did you come from? I thought you took off?

[fewterer]

I still have my journal with me.

The place is crowded enough.

[esoteric_rose]

I got a map telling me "When the music starts, rock out!" It looks like there's three different maps.

[smokesordie]

That's easy enough. I guess chucking your pants overboard is too, but there's still the whole dignity deal.

[esoteric_rose]

...I think all of these require sacrificing dignity. I mean, my map requires me to sing some strange verse at the post office.

[smokesordie]

Yep. Unless there's a barrel of cigs at the end of the rainbow, I'm gonna pass.