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[smokesordie]

Hey, uh. Yeah.

Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm or anything, O' Secret Admirer. But there really is an easier better way of getting me out of my pants. And what's with all this other stuff? Do I really gotta do all that shit? That's too much work

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[redhead_rabbit]

Pants? I got one about dragons.

[smokesordie]

That whole "save the princess" crap people were talking about?

[redhead_rabbit]

Yeah that one. I think I'll pass on the whole fightin' dragons business.

[smokesordie]

Yeah, seriously. Fuck that.

It seems like things here usually end up shitty anyway, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same with the "treasure".

[redhead_rabbit]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass and just treat the dragon bites that're prolly gonna come into Med Island soon.

[smokesordie]

Said it before, but you're job sucks.

[redhead_rabbit]

After makin' oatmeal baths and pullin' fish outta people's noses, I think I can take dragon bites...

[smokesordie]

What if it gets all infected and crusty and full of gooey puss?

[redhead_rabbit]

Then I'll hafta deal with that.

[smokesordie]

See? And you're telling me that's not worse than fish tugging? Then again, you gotta Grand Estate.

[redhead_rabbit]

It's worse, but 'least it ain't dismemberment or somethin'.

[smokesordie]

It could be. I mean.

We're talking about DRAGONS.

[redhead_rabbit]

I've considered this. One of those dragons could just come up and go munch on someone n I get this mangled mess to deal with.

[smokesordie]

If someone's dumb enough to go after it, that should be their problem.

[redhead_rabbit]

I'm hopin' I won't be on staff when they send the mess to Med Island.

[smokesordie]

Call in a sick day.