[The entry starts with a couple tentative dots as well as scratched out lines. Then the following writing is rather hasty.]

Whatever. I'm just gonna ask this straight out.

If I said I might be a little late for work, how accurate would that be?

So. Just curious.

Do you actually have to joust to get fucking turkey legs, or can you skip that part?

( Cut to spare your flist big-font!cursing )

Hey, uh. Yeah.

Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm or anything, O' Secret Admirer. But there really is an easier better way of getting me out of my pants. And what's with all this other stuff? Do I really gotta do all that shit? That's too much work ( Read more... )

Good evening dwellers of the tree. I come in peace. Mostly. I don't give a shit about your leader.

What I do give a shit about comes in high definition. Me and Me found a couple busted up T.V.s in the Scavengers' Yard (for the record: it was monster-free. I KNEW IT), and there's gotta be enough parts in each of them to get one working, right? ( Read more... )