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[smokesordie]

Hey, uh. Yeah.

Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm or anything, O' Secret Admirer. But there really is an easier better way of getting me out of my pants. And what's with all this other stuff? Do I really gotta do all that shit? That's too much work

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[fewterer]

Everyone got one.

Television?

[smokesordie]

I know. That trouser gnome's a promiscuous bastard.

Yes, television.

[smokesordie]

And wait. Where the fuck did you come from? I thought you took off?

[fewterer]

I still have my journal with me.

The place is crowded enough.

[smokesordie]

Huh. Okay.

See. That's why it's staying in Bizarro-Me's crib. I knew you were gonna act like this.

HOMO IS SHOWING???

[fewterer]

That's nice, and maybe he can take our trash out, too.

JUST A LITTLE

[smokesordie]

Hey, man, what do you got against Bizarro-Me? He's totally cool. I mean, he's weird, but so are you.

But I bet he would.

[fewterer]

You're reading too much into it. Thanks, it means a lot. Really.

Then make it your trash.

[smokesordie]

Oh, yeah, 'cuz that sounded really kind. You're welcome. Much obliged.

Nah, tossing out the window works just fine for me.

[fewterer]

I'm supposed to be nice to him now?

That's what I thought.

[smokesordie]

You could try not being an asshole.

[fewterer]

For him?

[smokesordie]

Well, I'd say in general, but one step at a time and all that.

[fewterer]

I'm not even nice to you.

[smokesordie]

Yeah, and I cry about it every night. Meanie.

Just don't be a dick to Bizarro-Me. I'm not a dick to that Raise guy or whatever.

[fewterer]

Raise has nothing to do with this.