29.
North StarE-mail me your penis, I need ( Read more... )

28.
Time Trireme

For your birthday I wrote a poem
while standing in line for Star Wars
Episode VII: Geetr Solo's Flight
on th back of a slip of paper
torn from a promotional
coloring book for a new Jawa-themed
restaurant called Spare Parts
that had been handed to me by a midget
wearing a brown hoodie and a sandwich
board that read It Gets Hungry ( Read more... )

27.
Star Crossing

Me: earmuff-shaped
hair, captive. You: little short
for stormtrooper, roaming
halls of death machine
frenziedly, summer
2007. Sensed something
strong in you, sensed you
sensed something strong
in me. Please don't think
I'm weird, it's just a feeling.

26.
ShaquilleI tried sending you more ( Read more... )

25.
Great Outernet

Look! Up in th sky
that sun is yr special attack
that defeated all th bosses:
Next Level

22.
Our Impending Divorce and th Effect It Might Have on Our Dog

Stars appear
th moment you are near,
Larry. I wish you would
n't hit so hard, Larry, I have drunk
so much coffee I can't stand how much
I'm probably smiling or how fast
I'm probably walking.

23.
Cloudy, Asshole Tropical Storm Ernesto is ( Read more... )

21.
"IAWTK, romolio"

Aesthetics is not
th number one
most important thing
because I love
you, and you
are ugly.

♥ ♥ ♥

19.
"Damn It, Kevin, Now Look"

Look, dummy: I've had it
w/ yr grass habit
and yr vomit
and yr headlong hurl
toward put-down. From now on
you're an indoors cat.

♥ ♥ ♥

"Re: Model"Architects Siegfried & Roy and designer Michael Bolton rose to the challenge ( Read more... )

♥ ♥ ♥

18.
"A Ray"

and when June died
it would not be long for Johnny, everyone
knew, even yr science heart.