May 25, 2008 22:39
29.
North Star
E-mail me your penis, I need
to compare it to Peter North's penis, which has caused
a raging and improbable debate
in his Wikipedia entry's
talk section, and in light of quantum events' alleged
unpredictability, Peter North's penis' dimensions'
refusal to be nailed down must lead us to wonder
whether nothing--I'm not
exaggerating this time--nothing
is as we supposed it was. It's important
that you e-mail me your penis
ASAP for solidity's sake. Please
put your penis next to an object
of known size, such as the sun.