[▲1] Gerudo Birthdays and Makes Yourself a King..of Security (Backdated November 21st

[reign_of_power]

[The video opens with a familiar form sitting in his office. It looks...less x-rated than before. A lot more regal, with expensive-looking Gerudo prints in the back and a nice mahogany desk (mmm...mahogany). Ganondorf doesn't even have a tie and suit, he's dressed in the Gerudo outfit and you can wonder all you want about how the hell does a guy

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[video]

[ofasandgoddess]

[Nabooru looks... a bit skeptical, if not to say she is the slightest bit intrigued. At least he sounds like he's going to have a good time.]

It sounds as though you're getting back into the swing of things.

[My King. She doesn't say it, but she wants to.]

I have something for you.

[video]

[reign_of_power]

It wasn't a hard thing to remember, really. Sometimes the way the school is run moblins could run better than some of the ahh...personnel.

[He does raise an eyebrow about the 'something']
Is it your virginity oh who am I kidding.

Is it sex I sure hope it's sex.

Is that so?

[video]

[ofasandgoddess]

You're so unforgiving, Sir.

[She gives a light smile.]

Well, it is your birthday, is it not?

[video]

[reign_of_power]

I am simply being objective in my observations.

It is, at least according to the school's solar-based calendar.

[hebinoyuuwaku]

You again.

[reign_of_power]

Me again.

[hebinoyuuwaku]

Welcome back.

And happy birthday to you. How old are you now?

[reign_of_power]

28. As a way to speak, of course. My kind are long lived, we simply chose to pick an age that fits better with how most of you around here are aged.

[dothelokomotion]

[OH HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. AND HE'S NOT VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU. NOR IS HE HAPPY TO SEE NABOORU BEING SO NICE TO YOU.

He may or may not secretly have a plan to kill you before you get the Triforce of Power. :| Maybe.

Anyway okay Byrne is staring at your video with disgust. THE END.]

[NOT HERE OR MAYBE IT IS.]

[ofasandgoddess]

[Byrne.

Get back in your box.

If you act out of line, she will gut you.]

[reign_of_power]

[Oh well someone's quite jealous it seems. Or Ganondorf would think that, if this video was two way.

Are you jelly, I bet you're totally jelly.]

[dothelokomotion]

[NUH-UH. HE'S TOTALLY NOT JELLY. Okay yes he is but he won't admit it. But he wants to prevent the Flood from happening so this is why GANONDORF MUST DIE. STAB STAB STAB.]

[video]

[badasscopters]

Oh.

Great.

[NO WHY IS HE SECURITY HEAD AGAIN HE WANTED TO TAKE THAT JOB MAYBE......... except mun wouldn't do it anyway he'd be a shit security head

Well fine he'll deal with it.]

Do I at least get free discounts from being your ever so loyal pawn?

[video]

[reign_of_power]

....no.

But it is free tonight.

Re: [video]

[badasscopters]

Even if I came in early to prepare your coffee, sir?

[HE'LL BRING KAHLUA IS THAT ANOTHER PLUS??]

[video]

[reign_of_power]

Well you've got the groveling and coffee fetching part down.

I suppose that does deserve a bouns.

You can touch my butt free of charge.

[greatevilgenius]

Well, it's about TIME.

[reign_of_power]

I see you've been staying here the entire time. I hope there hasn't been much disturbances lately.

[greatevilgenius]

Not QUITE all this time. Naturally this place has managed to find NEW ways to infuriate me, as expected.

Unless you count a string of murders as a disturbance.

[reign_of_power]

...I had heard. Any of them close to the school?