[▲1] Gerudo Birthdays and Makes Yourself a King..of Security (Backdated November 21st

[reign_of_power]

[The video opens with a familiar form sitting in his office. It looks...less x-rated than before. A lot more regal, with expensive-looking Gerudo prints in the back and a nice mahogany desk (mmm...mahogany). Ganondorf doesn't even have a tie and suit, he's dressed in the Gerudo outfit and you can wonder all you want about how the hell does a guy

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[video]

[badasscopters]

Oh.

Great.

[NO WHY IS HE SECURITY HEAD AGAIN HE WANTED TO TAKE THAT JOB MAYBE......... except mun wouldn't do it anyway he'd be a shit security head

Well fine he'll deal with it.]

Do I at least get free discounts from being your ever so loyal pawn?

[video]

[reign_of_power]

....no.

But it is free tonight.

Re: [video]

[badasscopters]

Even if I came in early to prepare your coffee, sir?

[HE'LL BRING KAHLUA IS THAT ANOTHER PLUS??]

[video]

[reign_of_power]

Well you've got the groveling and coffee fetching part down.

I suppose that does deserve a bouns.

You can touch my butt free of charge.

Re: [video]

[badasscopters]

Oh reeeeeeally? are your cheeks supple

[OH HEY HIS ASS-KISSING IS WORKING. Gotta schmooze it up here.]

Well, you don't have to, but sure, I'll take it. Just being a good guard for a great boss.

[Schmoooooooooooze.]

[video]

[reign_of_power]

...don't cross the line Goose. That one was too obvious.

Re: [video]

[badasscopters]

Oh. Damn.

... Can't say I didn't try.