[▲1] Gerudo Birthdays and Makes Yourself a King..of Security (Backdated November 21st

[reign_of_power]

[The video opens with a familiar form sitting in his office. It looks...less x-rated than before. A lot more regal, with expensive-looking Gerudo prints in the back and a nice mahogany desk (mmm...mahogany). Ganondorf doesn't even have a tie and suit, he's dressed in the Gerudo outfit and you can wonder all you want about how the hell does a guy

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[drawin_on_trees]

Are you teaching them both at the same time? Because that would be funny.

[reign_of_power]

No, as that would be painful for everyone involved.

[monotreme_101]

Glad to see you're back on top of things, Bra.

I'll admit - I didn't know it was your Birthday. I got time to swing by town n pick you up something, if there's anything in particular you want?

[reign_of_power]

I think I owe you much more than you owe me, Knuckles.

[monotreme_101]

Haha! C'mon, now. Birthdays ain't about that kinda thing, man.

I'll see you for drinks later and I'll bring you somethin' good, alright? I'm just happy to have you back.

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[musthatefrogs]

Does your "hosting" include "paying for the drinks"?

[reign_of_power]

It would not be a proper hosting otherwise.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Happy Birthday, Ganondorf.

[whitedeviljack]

[...NO.]

[whitedeviljack]

[NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO]

[whitedeviljack]

Why are you back?! Why did they ever hire you in the first place?

[reign_of_power]

Why would they not?