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There are no Witty Titles, Just a Delivery Store Log!

Dec 13, 2011 01:31

Who: Parakarry and YOU
What: Parakarry takes/gives you your mail.
Where: Paretta's Parcel Pick-Up
When: 12/1 to 12/22
Warnings: Letter bombs, anthrax and mail-ordered porn mags Nothing right now...

( Mail Call! )

pit (kid icarus), parakarry (mario), !open log

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12/14 @ 3:00 PM pitticus December 13 2011, 23:45:23 UTC

The Christmas season sent Pit into craft mode because he always tried to give out handmade cards to everyone he knew if he didn't get them presents. Pit didn't want to forget about his friends in far-off places, the ones he had met once upon a time but had to leave FDC. So with what scant resources were available to him, he managed to salvage a few contacts and could send cards to those addresses if he wanted to, and he constructed a few holiday greetings for each of them. He'd done it the year before, too, but the list of recipients seemed to keep growing ( ... )

Re: 12/14 @ 3:00 PM mailcalltime December 14 2011, 03:03:34 UTC

"Oh, hello Pit!" Parakarry lifted his head above the check-out counter with a large box cutter in his hand.

"It sure is!" he agreed. "It's nice and toasty in here though."

He set the box cutter aside and floated over the counter. "So what can I do for you today?"

Re: 12/14 @ 3:00 PM pitticus December 14 2011, 04:22:23 UTC

"I have some cards I want to send out!" Pit replied, thrusting them out in a mittened hand for him to see. "Sonic" was scrawled as nicely as possible on the front of the topmost green envelope, but still looked a tad childish. "I hope I wrote the addresses right... but I'm pretty confident they'll get to the right place."

Re: 12/14 @ 3:00 PM mailcalltime December 14 2011, 04:39:56 UTC

"You certainly have a lot."

With the utmost care, Parakarry took the letters and carefully inspected each address before tapping them over the counter. "Okay, everything seems to be in check. Wait right here a moment."

In a flash, Parakarry flew into a room in the back that contained several shelves full of letters. He buzzed from one shelve to another, slipping an envelope into each one. He then pulled out some envelopes out from one in particular and fluttered back toward Pit.

"All right. They've all been organized." Smiling, the paratroopa handed Pit the letters. "And these are for you."

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12/12 2 PM electriccharge December 14 2011, 06:50:05 UTC

Watt hadn’t seen Parakarry in a while, which was to be expected for this time of month. She could only imagine how much work he had to get done for the holiday season! She knew that he had a lot to do, but she still missed hanging out with him.

However, now she had a legitimate reason to see him! Not only did she have quite a few Christmas cards to send out, but she had also made a breakthrough in her attempts to turn into a human the traditional way! She had to show that off!

So, the lil’ sparky bursted into the shop in excitement, trying not to drop her little purse she had balancing on her head. “Parkarry, Parakarry!” she cried out happily, “I gotta show you something!”

shellshot_04 December 14 2011, 22:02:21 UTC

Parakarry was hunched over the counter, fidgeting a bit with his eyes shut tightly. He snored every few seconds causing the trail of drool hanging over his bottom lip to vibrate.

"No, Bow, no." he groaned in dismay. "Can't you see I-Zzzzzzzz!"

If it isn't obvious now, Parakarry was fast asleep.

"But Uncle Flutter...I don't wan-Zzzzz...Land's End..."

electriccharge December 15 2011, 17:02:39 UTC

Oh. He was sleeping on the job. Well, that's not good! It looked like this entire holiday season was taking a toll on him more than she thought.

Dropping her purse on the counter with a thump, Watt hovered towards the sleeping Parakarry and nudged him, shooting out the tiniest jolt of electricity; it wasn't enough power to hurt him, but hopefully it was enough to snap him awake. "Wake up!" she cried out.

shellshot_04 December 16 2011, 00:31:16 UTC

His eyes shot wide open in response.

"Goose, we're going to crash!" the now alert Parakarry babbled as he shot up from his chair. "Huh, where am I? This...this isn't Marrymore." Frazzled, he blinked and realized that he was not riding a bus on to stop Bow's marriage to Tubba Blubba but back in his store. "Watt? Oh, hello."

He stretched his arm over his head and let out a huge yawn. "Mmph...I wasn't sleeping on the job, I was just resting my eyes."

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